Van Nistelrooy

fucking lolled :D

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van the man
ruud is een baas
also: old
:DDDDD

Jah die herinner ik me nog, RUUD RUUD RUUD RUUD
Ref is a faggot.
image: haters

(paint ftw XD)
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He's cless!
#stoke.city are trying to sign him xD
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hahahaha :D
haha i remember that match :D
best striker ever, rip :(
wat.. he still earns 6500000 euro / year, and he's making his comeback now..!
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is he at real madrida atm? I hope he'll play godly again when he comes back
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yeah.

his injury is cured, he's playing for his comeback now :)
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Over een paar dagen weten we waar de toekomst van Ruud van Nistelrooy ligt, zo weet het Spaanse AS te vertellen. De aanvaller van Real Madrid ziet Galatasaray niet zitten en heeft voor een terugkeer in de Premier League de clubs voor het uitkiezen.

Volgens The Daily Star accepteerde Real Madrid het bod van Stoke City van ruim twee miljoen euro. Het is wachten op een reactie van Van Nistelrooy, die bij The Potters een contract tot medio 2012 kan tekenen. Tottenham Hotspur is ook in de markt, terwijl West Ham zich als de laatste club meldde voor de aanvaller.
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The daily star? :DDDDDD why not a quote from The Sun?

he won't go to stoke and probably not to tottenham either (already have top strikers enough) and he said he wanted to stay at real madrid
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yeah well, real killed him.


so fu real
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he can't really complain tbh.. 2 years of injury while making 13 million in that period..
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That's what Real do!
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what is the ref doing?
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(paint ftw XD)
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ruud did the right thang
Echt zalig hé, ff der in gaan wrijven, ziedet jom, hij steekt erin XD
the most overrated striker in the history of football
jeh maybe but somehow he always score and thats the important in football :)
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well its not hard to score from 1m distance :D

ofc you need football-brains for that but seriously like ANY striker could do the stuff he did, he was just in a good team -> always created easy chances for him to score
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tbh that's bullshit, I agree that the other way around is hard. But van nistelrooy worked hard and he was always at the right place to finish it off and he was good at playing "target man" so your point makes no sense... he's a great player
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he's dutch indeed... :'( but still a great attacker! :-)
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belgen kunne niet voetballe
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umm, so you think for example Heerenveen is so awesome team? :DD ever thought how he get into PSV and to ManU afterwards, coz Heerenveen has so unbelievable playmakers that made him look good? : DDD and if he gets into good scoring places that might have to do something with good positioning and ability to read the game.

Awesome footballer, awesome scorer.
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13 goals in heerenveen, yes impressive indeed....
PSV = one of the top teams in NL.................................
And adsljfalkja cba :D

Highly overrated. Byebye
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I wouldn't say so, numbers speak for themselves :

PSV 67 games / 62 goals
ManU 150/95
Real Madrid 68/46
The Netherlands 64/33

Don't know many strikers who could pull that off...

e: Great vid :D
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well its not hard to score from 1m distance :D

ofc you need football-brains for that but seriously like ANY striker could do the stuff he did, he was just in a good team -> always created easy chances for him to score

edit: plus like half of those are probably from penalties :D
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Well, surely he didn't score all his goals from 1 meter distance..but yeah as you said the thing about him is that he's got amazing " striker instincts " - meaning he is always at the right place at the right time. And yeah, I still think that "just any striker" could pull off such stats, cause some can't even score from 1 meter.
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1993–1994 Cruzeiro 14 games / (12) goals
1994–1996 PSV 46/(42)
1996–1997 Barcelona 37/(34)
1997–2002 Internazionale 68/(49)
2002–2007 Real Madrid 127/(83)
2007–2008 Milan 20/(9)
2009– Corinthians 20/(12)

E: 1994–2006 Brasil 97/(62)
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yep theres like million strikers who've done pretty much the same or even better figures
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ronaldo
romario
rooney
villa
ibrahimovic

as quick example.

but theres ofc pele, maradona, etc etc etc etc.

klose, henry... the list just goes on and on, and most of them have actually made goals with real skill ! :)
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1993–1994 Cruzeiro 14 games / (12) goals
1994–1996 PSV 46/(42)
1996–1997 Barcelona 37/(34)
1997–2002 Internazionale 68/(49)
2002–2007 Real Madrid 127/(83)
2007–2008 Milan 20/(9)
2009– Corinthians 20/(12)

E: 1994–2006 Brasil 97/(62)

this is ronaldo you fucking idiot


rooney
villa
ibrahimovic

Wat... their goal return is nothing like ronaldos.

And Klose hahahaha

Bayern Munich
09–10 12 1
08–09 26 10
07–08 27 10
Total 65 21
Werder Bremen
06–07 31 13
05–06 26 25
04–05 32 15
FC Kaiserslautern
03–04 26 10
02–03 32 9
01–02 31 16
00–01 29 9
99–00 2 0
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no shit , is that really ronaldo !? wow !??!! youre amazing.
why did I even bother replying to you retarded xfire nerds x)

bamby seems to be the only one who can actually talk like a normal people :D:D
ET nerds gotta love you <3

those 3 havent played as many games as nistelrooy you fucking idiot
and they still have pretty much same goalratio (game/goal) , so owned, dumbass...

and besides I never said that he didnt make goals so very nice reading skills, are you polish or something ?
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You can stop replying now, it's apparent you have no idea what you are talking about.
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dont think theres a better place to say:

Same to you.
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lemme see stats, ibra e.g. sucked in his first (?) seasons at ajax...
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didnt check any stats, just a few names that crossed my mind first :)
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That probably explains why they are all wrong and have nowhere near the games/goals ratio of ronaldo or even nistelrooy.
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or because they didnt play in a team that created them lucky goals from 1m distance :)

edit: oh just stop this madness now please, i feel entertained enough already :(
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Ibra doesn't score a lot..
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Alan Shearer
Alan Shearer
Alan Shearer
Alan Shearer
Shola Ameobi
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Alan Shearer definitely.

























At Blackburn
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name a million
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Never said he was the ablsolute best. Ronaldo is great ofc
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Ronaldo is not great, he is the greatest!
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that's not that portugese faggot btw :D
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Brazil Ronaldo > Portugal Copy of Ronaldo
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I sooooo much agree with you man! Fatty-Ron is without doubt the greatest <3
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what bamby said
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you have got to be kiddin me. He scored many goals everywhere he played. So if he is overrated why noone else does it like him?
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Disagree completely - Manchester United have been needing a player like him for a long while now - they simply don't have a forward capable of scoring nearly every time from the 6 yard box, regardless if it's '1m away'.
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good decision by nistel :D
tbh it´s a red card - dark red imo
maybe a yellow one for his opponent, but Ruuds action is the top of all unsportsmanlike actions!
football is lame in his total.. all the guys doing schwalbes etc.. it's part of the game :s
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Then you had to give him red first for challening ruud after having missed the penalty? and then ruud wouldn't have had the chance/felt the need to go and react after his goal :)

Again invalid point: If u give ruud red for unfair behaviour, then the other player should've received the red card too :x
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nope, u r wrong
first action was unsportsmanlike too, no doubt -> yellow card
Ruud did it for revange -> rules say red card, also no doubt

and plz dont argue like: Hitler did it, so i´ll try to conquer the world too
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you re a retard... So because you do it first you only deserve yellow but if you retalliate it's red? bullcrap! So if I do a terrifying tackle on you, i get yellow, but if you retalliate by tackling on me the action afterwards in a unsportive way, you receive red?!

Please man, you're making up bullshit rules/stories
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wtf?!?

no need to flame kiddie, discussion finished. talk to a referee or someone u believe. it´s like i said. and YES, rules say punish revange harder - it´s not only a football rule imo... www.fifa.com

i´ve played 10 years active and my dad is judge at yermany´s football court - so spread ur retards wherever u want but leave me alone - childish smart ass. must be very hard to read someone doesnt agree with u, isn´t it?!?
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First of all learn some English. On the other hand I wasn't attacking you as a person, I just claim that rules like that make no sense, I never said they do not exist... It's just stupid that you punish the same behaviour with a red card instead of a yellow when there's revenge envolved...!
Like I said that means that if I tackel you first and I get a yellow card but you tackle me again because you thought it had to be red one on me , you should get the red one! That's silly...

And btw about the kiddie, I play soccer myself and I've never heard of such bullshit , nor have I ever seen it happen ;)

I HAVE heard of the fact that if you retalliate by kicking a player or punching him after you got tackled (faul or not), then you get red for REVENGE(but it's not the same as in the vid ...)
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"you re a retard" - right - noone would take it personally - lol^^

that´s not silly, thats the rule, get used to it

imo it is revange, thats a point to discuss, agreed

i am off
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you have absolutely no clue what ur talking about do you?
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You make absolutely no sense since I've said from the beginning revenge deserves red but if challenging deserves red as the rule you've stated says, then the guy wouldn't have been on the pitch at the moment that ruud would've scored! END OF STORY


Thx for proving me right and proving once again you're a retard without knowlegde of football ( yes it's true: if you claim ruud deserved red and so did the other player you're a retard cause it happened in a different action... therefore one of them is already sent off so it's impossible)

Discussing with a R E T A R D like you is epic! ^^ They keep thinking they are right but actually every reply of you proved my argument even more! XD
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graz! ur e-penis just increased for more than 50%
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Infuckingdeed!
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here u go:

• using offensive, insulting or abusive language and/or gestures

part of Laws of the Game on fifa.com

so both should have recieved red ... bad referee
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Aight now go and look up to what I've said: I said the ref should ' ve given a red card in the first place to the guy laughing at ruud for missing the penalty... IF he had done that how could ruud have gone towards the player (that was sent off) and take your so called 'revenge'! Obviously that wouldn't have been possible and therefore my point still stands. Red card for the first player would have avoided the yellow for ruud! <3

Woehoe now who's a kid here? In the end it seems that I was actually right!
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Reductio ad Hitlerum
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fucking most overrated football player, srsly.
even ManU would have been the same without him.

e: he is like Gomez or Luca Toni - Look i can get shot and still make a goal.
what the hell are u talking about man? he scored 62 goals in 67 matches for PSV became topscores 2 times in the dutch league. he scored 95 goals in 142 for man u and became topscores 1 time. he scored 45 goals in 67 matches for real madrid and became topscores 1 time and u say he is overrated? wtf man i dont get it. if its so easy what he does why is he one of few players who does this
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Im not saying he is a bad footballer, just saying he is fucking overrated mate.
He is same like Gomez who was the topscorer of Stuttgart last year and went for 35 million euro to Bayern. They just wait 5 m befor ethe goal and get a lucky pass, well thats what football is about for sure. But if you ask me he isnt one of the top 10 strikers. Because most goals he scored could have been scored by his teammates aswell. If you take a look at player like Villa, Benzema, Imbrahimovic, Rooney (could go on 10 pages tho.) Those players making impossible goals from more than 5 meters and by their own ;). Not just these "Abstauber" Goals dunno the english word for it. :-D
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This is coming from an Arsenal fan - Van Nistelrooy is one of the best strikers
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Im not an Arsenal fan :d
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you got an article about how that match was finished?
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pele was the best, thats a fact!
If he would play now, he wouldn't be at the same level - (doubt he would be better than average tho).
Since the game has changed a lot since then.

Look when he played in WorldCup he just took the ball and ran over the whole field and made the goal, which is not possibly anymore if you ask me.
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Belgium Witseleke doen é
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no problem, you can pass by
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very nice one :DDDDDDDD
de neus heeft gesproken!
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cant believe he got booked for that
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