Shit Happens

Shit really does happen, especially when you get 6 shit random players who like to shit in real life, and then form a shit team called stercus accidit in a shit game. Just incase your Latin skills are shit, stercus accidit, as you already probably gussed, means shit happens, which is quite a shit name for an ET team...

...but who cares? Shit happens.

The 6 shit players who hope to rub a great amount of stinking shit in their opponents faces are as follows:

- Germany Sebastian ( butchji ) K.
- Switzerland Florian ( gifty ) G.
- Netherlands Jasper ( perfo ) V.D.K
- England Mike ( Shit Sheep ) G.
- Germany Tobias ( snoop ) U.
- Malta Steve ( toxic ) M. [ Special needs / Captain ]

© HuMM3L

So let's end this shit newspost already and give our fanboy's our details.

#stercus.accidit at ducks-go-Quacknet
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first, TOMATO JUICE
Gl sheep u terrible big emo fag
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gl perfo
perfo??? that stupid hacker from nl???

shame you play with him
everyone who hates perfo reply to me
n1 using andrejs account matic
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wasnt perfo banned?
he's going 2 be unbanned soon
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I don't really call 3 months soon.
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but you dont know the inside news ;)
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If that is the case clanbase can go fuck themselves.
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maak je niet druk, het is niks wat op dat van lunatic lijkt ^^
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en ik !!! ?
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and you can go learn english
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It appears it actually WAS his lil' bro, and he'll be unbanned soon. That's at least what I heard.
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it was his daughter or possibly his grandson
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nice takin cheaters in ur team
gl very nice lu :D
haha sheep Good luck man !!!
gl perfoferia
gL! nice to see perfo bäk in action 8D
I bet your tag looks like shit?

gl cowkip <3
going for ecc?:D
They cant.
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they can, if they want
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Perfo is banned.
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they can fake a 6th... or something else
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gl sheep

will you signup for EC?
gl all !
goodluck =)
haha finally an EC worthy team!
nice lineup, gl
perfooooooooooo <333 :D
oo, nice.
dont see anyone that could go inactive. gl m8s =)
gl snoop!
nice lineup, make it last and you'll win the internetz
hf perfo & sheep <3
Looks like a decent team, hope it will last longer then two weeks.

Good Luck mMm*Sheep :)
Nice lineup. Best of luck.

Gl Netherlands Perfo ; Malta toxic ; Germany snoop ; United Kingdom sheep@ drunk
make sure you write their REAL first names when you say GL , your asslicking are thus MORE efficient
nice idea nick
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nice team imho.
perfo iluspoiss gl:)
gl Mike !
perfoferia <3
perfo that cheater dude who said it was his brother?

his ban expires: 9 Dec 2007
playing with harry potter & pathetic soz
gl

[aint perfo banned? ]
Jasperectie!
hey cham.. didnt u visit cdc3?visited cdc @ saturday but u werent there :(
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lol i even played on saturday ;o i was in team seek and destroy... why didnt i see you?... well i guess i wouldnt recognize you.. but you should have recognized me while i was playing :P
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hm dunno.. but there were so many pple :s next time we'll meet finally ^^
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so perfo is getting unbanned to allow him play ec?
really bad joke
nice line up, gl
looks nice, gl
hf perfo mullen
gluck guys C-8
gl sh33pster!
gl butchji
wb butchji :)
n1ce gl!
GL PERFO <3!
gl guys!
shit newspost, gl ! :O)
they didnt signup for Fall?if not lets wait and see that they will get direct invite..beacuse admins and highs are "buddies" and this is how it works nowadays
Jalouse because they are skilled and that they can handle the Ec level?
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I doubt they can handle it with cb banned player in the lineup.
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Well u are right in that point and i won't disagree, but proberly perfo is getting unbanned soon.
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He will be unbanned on my birthday
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why would he?
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rumours say! and btw who cares? because he's just a nice and skilled player and got banned for what he did 3 years ago
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very nice guy... not? hey lets know about my hacker friend playing with another name and still using hax online but not saying anything about it.
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I don't say it's a nice guy he just got skill ... didn't u saw him playing at @ shgopen? tough you were there right?
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because his ban expires soon? iirc he was banned for 6 months or something
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in case EC starts at december, then there is no problem for him to play.
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Romours says - and they are true - that he will get unbanned very soon.
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what is a name of that "rumour"? =)
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probably "tosspot" or any other friend of bulld0g
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Nothing like a name of someone.
If it was, then I would make a whining journal or smth, since I'm against treating highskillers different.
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no, but thats how it will go
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gl skillors
good luck snoop
mmm gl but cool name is rly cooler then srp or this tbfh
gl gatenmaker
gl toxic, perfo, sheep
gl butch und gifty
viel glück auch dir, mike ;)
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GL TOXIC

EC winner again? :D
what a great name, i'm impressed
perfo back :)
gl
gl to the guys that deserve it
nice team

gl sjip & co
gl sheep & co
Gl guys rly nice team <3
good luck jasper u big fat cheating dickhead
GL 2 all of u.

lawl please man, du älter..
awesome team

gl sheep :D
rofl, nou over die zwervers heeftie wel gelijk, die hebbe jullie gewoon van de straat geplukt.. je weet over wie ik het heb.

En varkens, tja.. tekoa maakt er wel vaker een tyfusbende van :D:D

ga nu naar bed, l8r
Sheep sucks!
how dare you use that name for a team without polaks
F U C K
Y O U
T O X I C
it was my clan name anyways, i thought of it + i was the manager anyways! nP
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i made u famous, now this is how u treat me...

SHAME ON U
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i'm not famous you noob
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can i get ur autograph?
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can i get ur autograph?
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I have a feeling u dont like him ....
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butchji = CHEATZ0R
cao adi <333
rly nice lineup
gl guys
GL!!! very nice team
please find another team name.

But gl, it will be nice to see you all on ettv again.
bust him again, the community needs you

image: Smarties
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how did you know???
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<33333333333333

i think i got a new favo team.

to all the perfo haters => jealousy is a motherfucker
Gl Germany Sebastian and Germany Tobias
snoop <3 :D
gl mikey and perfo :) <3
gl steve and xiitzor
gl gifty & bUtchji ;D
oh man I "gussed" this shit would happen...
n1 mike, n1 lineup, but im dissapointed u didnt call it Postman Pats drug dealers and Jess :X
what a load of old shit.

gl
finally butchji woke up D:
:O glhf
so where zeh h3ll is perfo'z comment!?
good luck !
Nice team, good luck!
i thought it would have to be "flatus accidit"
but you fosjo know better :P

wb perf0
gl Netherlands HOMO <3
ahahah perfoboy :DDDDD <3

gl Mr.teamplay :')
worst post ever.
2 weeks tbh

but gl to butch and gift =]
gl next EC winners! :) love ya sheepie, giftii and perfoboi! <3
They wont play EC seeing perfo is still banned
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oh, we will :)
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u looked some kind of terrified when we handshaked :D
u didnt expect it is me .. wasnt it :D ?
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had to think first!
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gl @ all
like we give a shit
like i give a shit i didnt c u on cdc. o wait i do. where the fuck were u...
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gl guys! great lineup! <3
gL Jasper & Mike :]]]]
Too bad some shitty assholes are in this team...

GL
boring...
Note Suspended from playing until 09-12-2007 12:00:00
easy for them to bash every shit in this ec
gL gifty =)
gl to all :)
nice team , no mystic :(
more like sheep happens :!
BAN BAN BAN HAX HAX HAX
shit does happens , look what happend with sheep
shit does happen

realy a shit team


perfo your shit

and CB = the most shitty thing i know
Steve ( toxic ) M. [ Special needs<---?
looks like 2 weeks team to me
GL Toxic, Snoop, Perfo and Sheep :)
thats not funny really ..
But i have one remark , tosspot , you allow this to be on your site on the main news? This is nice for sponsors...
Good luck guys!
scatloverz!! gl!
wtf is manki
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Why do you ask me?:D
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Oops. its manki on the pic:o
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cu@ flo and mikey ;-)
gl perfo :D
You make Stephen Hawking want to study more 0o
lowskilled scooter
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rofl thats the ONLY kind of scooter
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gl guys!
lol and all are saying et is dead -.-

et is not dead !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well, its not dead but it keeps on dying faster
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i dont think so the et ace mod is comming and when et will be played on the next cdc it will live all the time

fucking engrish :S
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even if there will be a next cdc it will die, face it
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perfo was playing et active since he got banned? if not he will suck hard :)))
ofc he is playing et active
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i didnt ask if he is nw, but if he was playing during time he was banned :o
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he is still banned. and yes, he's playing et active.
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shit team with shit players, special shit sheep
gL perfoheiser & SHEEP ( i know deep inside u love me )


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and TOXIC ! i didnt forget x86 times like u did ;(
pretending is believing!
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didnt get it xD i played with them 3 in dif teams before... whats ur point? O,o
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Like tox wouldn't remember the jolly times we had. ;-D
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2much2read
nice team
shit name :c

gl
gl perfo
gl perfo =)
why did i just read all that..
ET = DEAD but anyways, GL SHEEP <3
What game now InFragTes? ;] ( <3 Intelligent Life )
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Quotesevere ownage


I like this word construction. It was nice to read, not because of outstanding knowledge of perfo's private/virtual life, because I don't really give a shit, but cause of the nice english.

Quidquid latine dictum sit altum videtur.
Perfo<3!!!
gonna unban every other cheater too? :o
who the fuck are you?
Sheep = overrated
Sheep = underrated
welcome keran as backup
Learn english motherfucker!
i fucking lol at half u fukin geek kids! this forum breeds smart arse sad little cunts who don't seem to get out the house i mean when i was 13-19 i was out shagging girls getting pissed playing sport etc.... u fukin kids these days need to get out, as socializing is very important and i don't mean over the net. as for perfo your a cheating twat and drag the rest of the team down with u, shame on your new team m8s for playing with u, dont worry all, download a hax get respect over the net(lol), get caught, 3 months later happy days join another team. tossers the lot of u imo! fukin hypocrites
You should delete your account.
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sometimes your flame is just... rofl :XD
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You should get fucked!
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