Do you use Axe/Lynx deodorant ? | Polls | Crossfire

almost first.

I vote Nellie.

now you have to buy him a beer. i trust you are oldschool enough to know how this option works by now

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How many drinks can he handle?

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we have never been able to find out (because halfway through experiments he either goes missing or calls people to tell them he is walking home with them when in fact they are receiving the call from their bed)

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He goes missing? Did the same experiment on drago?

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no, the experiment only works on nellie because he is from the north and therefore very willing to drink copious amounts of alcoholic beverages

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Nellie, now, has supplyment of beer which even he himself won't be able to spend untill New Year.

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You shouldn't underestimate him ;-)

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Personally, having 130 beers, I'd live 2 years with them :)
But indeed I could hear something about Nellie's amazing skills :D

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ofc :D else i stink hard

Considered showering?

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cant...when im at school after sport class or before / after going to the gym, i dont have shower!

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not showering after gym is gay, totally gay.

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it takes time till i get back from gym 2 home, i need something to kill the stink untill i get to a safe place to shower =/

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showering in the gym is like asking for trouble

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some people have showers @ home

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HARD

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u use it? :O

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shower + a MAN deoderant like rightguard or sureextreme then a nice fragrance if im going out (paul smith is a fav atm)

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Just out of nowhere, why do you label Axe as a deodorant for women?

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no, a man deodorant as opposed to a boys' deodorant

this has nothing to do with women apart from the obvious fact that any worth knowing despise the stuff

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Gotcha! Well Axe isn't really my pick anyways so I guess I'm qualified to be a man! :)

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awesome !

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They don't call me awesome awesome batman vargen for no reason my friend!

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#1st 2nd option voter:D

pls...

is that a covert request for 'Yes ! And I have a cupboard full of the godlike stuff at home so that even my sink smells of pre-pubescent boys. Oops! Better go, there's the postman at the door delivering another crate \o/'

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nope! Just wanted to admit that in my opinion polls like that are not important, sry :)

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but everything on the internets is important !!

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not for me :D

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i am going to nominate you to be ruler of the internet.

tosspot has assumed control for too long

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good idea ;>

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he is in his blackened bedroom right now, plying little girls with sleeping pills and smily-faced bears.

we should run over there now and take him by surprise. but we must time the operation carefully. too earnest and we could alert him to our intentions. too late and the little girl may have been forced to grow up rather too soon :o((

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let's do it like on that ' pacman ' gif

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feel free, i might in the morning.

but i fear your priorities are a little eschew if you wish to make funnies in the face of a little girl's innocence !

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axe/lynx = ?

they are things I wouldn't associate you with

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lol, i use other shit :D

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sure ;o

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axe

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Nellie.

ups i voted wrong :x
ähm for deo under your arms i use some nivea/fa deo..
if u meant parfume: jean paul gaultier..useing axe or some random shit as parfume suxx :X

omg
u must smell nice :D

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ofc ! ;P

well.. deo doesnt smells .. i had once some lacoste deo which smelled.. but i just need it to stop getting wet and that lacoste one was too expensive.. so random wet-stopper and then some sexy nice parfume ;P

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do you have a problem with this 'wetness' ?

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what u mean with problem? well in the sumemr if its hot i could get wet.. and u see that on the shirt.. and i dont want that.. so i use a deo which stops that :o

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its ok, you can admit it. nobody will judge you. we've all done it

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well i just hope u use that too... its fucking disgusting if someone highers his arms and there is such a wet circle under them :x

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lol i was talking in jest, im sure you will understand.

but yes, that is pretty horrible

even my beloved colin meloy is not adverse to the odd armpit monsoon

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hahhaahahahah :DDD thats exactly what i meant :P
every girl which will see that is like: IIHHHHHHWWWWWWWW

and ye ofc i did ;D

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you never know. some girls have some pretty strange fetishes.

one particular person i know even deems it exciting to converse on social networking sites with tosspot. the incredulity i tell you !

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im wet right now foonr

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have you been taking advantage of nellie again ?

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:(

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+1 nivea owns

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i also never use perfume xD axe is more than enough ^^

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Nellie ofc

axe antiperspirant roll-on

#3 too many shitty chemicals in it + it smells like shit imo, I use sth else :>

tbh there is nothing wrong with Dark Temptation, pretty much all girls who have smelt it said they liked it

... so yes? ;>

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ye but how many cans did you have to unleash upon yourself over how many years to find one that doesnt remind you of those weeks people started suggesting you finally buy a razer ?

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it was the first one I bought in fucking ages as they had an ad out in either esquire or GQ with a little smelly thing, and I asked for my housemates opinion who was in my kitchen and she liked it ;D

I always used to just wear standard antiperspirant :P

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but now you WEAR LYNX !

one small step for man...

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I'm afraid it ran out

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:o(

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dont try it in a familey meeting =/

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Nellie ofc

Whats axe? :v

it's what lynx is advertised as outside of the UK

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you know cif. how it used to be jiff

its the name europeans use for lynx because they cant pronounce the better word

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silly euros :f

Rightguard green one

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thats mega

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ty

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Silly island faeries, who think they are not Europeans...

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Quote...in Australia, New Zealand, Ireland, and the United Kingdom it is named Lynx.

Seems like everyone british related can't pronounce Axe :S Even the americans call it Axe! And so does the rest of the world :P

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oh yeah we cant pronounce axe its only the word we use when spending all day chopping wood

but if we say the word we have to run into the hills and hide there until someone brings out cups of tea

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Ha! Just like the word Lynx means smelly englishman in norwegian, that's why we don't want that name on our deodorant =)

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Rexona ftw \o/
Axe just covers smell with more obtrusive smell. At the end of the day you reek of sweat AND axe :F
If I want to smell good, I use HUGO BOSS ;)

I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE USING REXONA FOR WOMEN, BUSTED!

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says the guy with the gay flag :P

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+1

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using Hugo Boss for quite some time now too :p
after that one is done I think I'll try Unforgivable from Diddy, has that nice candy smell

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Yeah I use lynx.

:oD

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I'm anosmic and haven't a clue what anything smells like so I rely on what I get as Christmas presents for my deodorant which mainly consist of lynx so I assume they do the job.

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ofc and I am over 18

Joop cologne for men.

Axe is just cheap and women dont like it too much.

So ownage.

i vote for nellie

Yeah, I use Axe. Simply because I can't be bothered to spend a lot of money for perfume.

deodorant and perfume are not the same thing :xxx

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It is in my world. Everything you use to make you smell good is perfume for me.

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never heard of logical shortcuts? =]

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nah, I don't live in Rhand's world

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axe :p

but i only use it after the shower, when going out i usually use some eau de toilette

STR8

no

use a random 1

a surprise selection ? this man has style

you could be spraying yourself with eau de cabbage but you wouldnt even care. please tell me your address

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lolz , belgium :)

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says it all

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no

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making up for the real speed stick. oh well, at least you're keen

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what?

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really ?

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explain yourself or gtfo

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whoa tough guy ! tone it down before someone has to call for the kleenex !

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you didnt not explain
there for you know the drill
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watch your ass on the way out

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so what would you rather? warning points or a ban ?

i have yet to decide what trolls prefer

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i would rether you to explain...

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ask gambit, he's far quicker than you are

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i didnt understand you cuz of the english
its like i will write this to you:
ata ben zona

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foreign language, BAN

no really

thats against the rules

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your english is foreign language for me
so ban you !

but i gave you an example, i didnt not understand your sentence, so i ask you to explain

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its pretty simple, especially as you should be familiar with the situation at hand (or not as the case may be)

you dont have a speed stick, so you bought one

correct ?

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i still did not understand you :((((((((

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did you or did you not buy a speed stick ?

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well i cant make that deordorant by myself, cant i?

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ok, so you bought a speed stick

and you bought a speed stick because you didnt have one before, therefore you thought you needed one to make up for this lack of product

correct ?

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but that obvious so why writing it :~<

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just wanted to make sure

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are you sure you didnt slept with Tosspot to get admin rights? =/

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im very much sure i did

wanna try ?

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can i can i

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he's the submissive type.
you dont even need to ask

you tell him to get the leather, and my lord he is quick to do it

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if i get a ban i will eat u

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he's talking about your penis

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lols

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yea i thought about it for a moment, after all...

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he doesn't need to explain, he is one of them! he belongs to a group which has some of the most intelligent human beings in the entire history of universe and they have all gathered here, to lead us on crossfire

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but Sol or fusen are much more nicer than him :'(
why cant he be one of them

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please dont reveal our secriks !

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please :D

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Quoteask gambit, he's far quicker than you are

explain

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I rather pee on myself instead of using AXE/Lynx :------D

Seriously guys, grow up! Just use some simple antipersperant and after it add some smooth fragnance such as Dior Higher energy.

you sir are a shining example to all

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Sir, you made my day. :--)

You are probably the first one who really has clue about something. Not licking your ass but it seems you're one of the only guys who really have proper opinions about things that I consider as real life things.

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hey, together we could get this poll to the almighty 100 comment mark. nothing like a quest over something that really matters ...

but ego stoking will never be declined :o)

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so shall i take a expensive perfume or wtf after a work out? or shall i stay stink ? :D

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Shall I call you a retard or shall I just let you suffer a slow death?

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no, just answer my question

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Just read my comment again and again till you have discovered the point!

A hint: Did I ever say that I use the Dior as deotorant? I'd suggest you to check all the unfamiliar words in a dictionary before making yourself look like an idiot. :--)

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what i mean is i prefer having a reliable deodorant than something unknown, it's not like i use it before going out
think MORE than twice before calling someone retard

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So you call Axe reliable? Well, there are probably 100 other brands that are most likely more reliable than your beloved AXE.

But well... I admit that I was a little bit slow this time. Shoud've followed foonr's footsteps and show the reason

Quote16 ( 10 April 1992 )

The time will show you.

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Axe sucks indeed, never had such unreliable deodorant before :D

Once and never again, that's what I call it. They smell like shit and don't work.

Any antiperspirant/deodorant > axe :-)

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Finally another one who actually understands something about the touch to real life. Thank God, I already thought the guys in Crossfire really are that dumb. :l But mistah saved the day!

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I got this one.

explanation:

Age: 16 ( 21 September 1991 )

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That's some smart logic.

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its called experience, thats something my age next to yours gives me

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I wish someday a bit of your great experience could fall down on me.
That day will oficially be the greatest day of my life.

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oh, yes, i can imagine that would be funkadelically amazing. i am forever jelous of my younger brother who was born 6 years after me. he is doing stuff and having things at his age that it took me far longer to get into or understand.

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I envy your brother.

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ye, one day he will be president

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If he's going to be president. Then what will you be?

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the beneficiary of nepotism :o)

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I'm going to have to get the dictionary for that sentence =x.

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i'll still be here waiting

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QuoteThe favoring of relatives or personal friends because of their relationship rather than because of their abilities.

AHA!

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it'll be like kim il sung

or ngo dinh diem !

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Yep, 2nd that!

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no, they fucking smell awful except the chocolate one but i still don't use that one, just some random ones when needed

are you serious, theres a chocolate lynx ? i know they're aimed for small boys who like their sweets, but thats taking the choccie biscuit

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oh i'm so sorry, i thought it said AXE in the poll

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no it does

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i don't know if it's called chocolate or whatever, but it was a commercial with it saying axe chocolate or something

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the commercial is rather disgusting btw

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what the deodorant has to do with age ffs?
you go to the shop, smell the one you like and buy it ffs...
stop being "cool" plz...
"OMG OMG IM SO OLD I DONT USE AXE CUZ ITS FOR BOYS"
just shows how "old" you are.

hmm, you've only recently turned 18

maybe we can give you time to realise
it will come

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k next time i will respect the "old"
Age: 19 ( 24 May 1989 )

but seriously... do you buy something because you really believe it attracts all the girls just like on tv or you check what you buy first.

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a ~12 year old wont use a deodorant, because he dont need to

maybe i can give you time to realise
it will come

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It DOES show how old you are.

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you can know one's age by smelling him, what are you, a dog?

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I'm a man. That's how I know.

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real men dont use deodorant tbh... xD

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I believe that's our point exactly.

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yes but i dont think that if someone uses a deodorant it means he is a 12yo...
most of the time i dont use but i have one because I live in a VERY hot country so you never know, sometimes i use it... i just try to avoid things like in comment #70

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are you being serious?

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I voted Nellie, I just use old whiskey as deodorant

:o) good man

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never, axe sucks balls and smells shit :s

axe orange np girls like it so gtfo :D

no

Nellie

click smells nice and frech + chocolate!

i use nellie sweat

some adidas anty sweat shit + perfumes ...

adidas

but ofcourse I use

Adidas Fresh Power DEO Stick Dynamic Pulse

nellie

no.

Sometimes :
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adidas. cheap and quality

kinda same :D

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SHIT I GOT BUSTED AND LOLZ I IS USE ADIDAS

Honestly, who uses AXE ? It was cool some 20 years ago. They smell like shit.

beer for nellie

Odorex, best deodorant I've come across.

Sanex

This is a fucking gaming forum. Keep this bullshit on another site.

nothing
i smell and im proud of it

Not for the past 10 years.

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I really love this one, you dont expect that from Puma but it's great! This is how the pros smell!

Narta.

only hugo boss 4 me

Kebab sauce works for me.

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:>

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blubbar

edit: image gone :>

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tha girls love axe, so why not:) and yes im 16!

That's like shouting "I am a idiot" on a crowded street.

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i know im a idiot

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ofc lol

of course

for my taste its goes to AXE...!

hmmm... and its not how old are you ...!
everyone with his choice with his taste..

Lynx for everyday use, more expensive stuff for going out, as others have said.

rightguard

my deodorant:
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my perfume:
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not all but my favourites

Bruno banani ftw <3 Pure man is empty now but still using Magic man :>

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sometimes axe touch

axe pulse

clearly marketing has prevailed on gullible consumers.

2nd that.

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First of all I used, empty now

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then I used

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15 Years and I use everyday my BrunoBanani <3

and it shows

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What do you mean

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good man :) <3

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You nickname for example.

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deodorant : old spice whitewater stick, which I don't use very often

perfume : davidoff cool water & adventure which I like more than anything I used before :o)

deodorant: axe shock, axe vice

perfume: polo ralph lauren blue, adidas victory league

waiting for foonr's judgement wiiiiiii

deo: Puma MAN ( << ya rly :D)

aftershave: Tom Tailor Speedlife man, Chanel Allure homme sport

I guess it was good for the 1st deodorant when being 11years orsmth :P but who the fuck would still use it when being more than, let's say, 14? someone with a serious braindamage maybe..

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w3 > lynx :P

No, I use:

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+

or

I use hax.

Sometimes..

I use rightguard mainly..

I dont get it, does it supposed to mean that when i use Axe and i am over 16 it is smth bad/dumb/lame?

I look down on people who put that shit on their bodys in extreme doses, makes you puke. The idea that everyone around you like to smell your cheap disgusting deoderant is mostly believed in by kids (<16y).

*Notice how I said extreme doses. Not everyone uses extreme doses but for some reason its the Axe-users that like to use said extreme doses.

**I havent smelled their latest products

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that dont make any sense, the amount of deo you apply cant depend on which mark you use. There are certainly tons of people who use Axe and dont put doses of it on them (like me) or other thousands of people who use other deos and put doses of it on them. This poll therefore makes no sense at all....

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why the difference between 16 and 16+?

And on topic: I use the new axe dunno how it's called (not the chocolate one :D)

yes i use Axe.
and yes i am over 16 =)

wtf is deo?

2nd one looks more like a tea spill

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the second guy has money, he doesn't need deo

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I use Nivea :O!

the safe choice !

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Axe reminds me of highschool P.E. OLOLOLOLLOLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOL
Never used axe anyway, used to have vogue homme for teh n1 smell. Currently @ Rexona for MANLY MANS!

adidas cool water + adidas deo stick ( or sth like that )

ahh I love the sports lessons in school, people didn't take a shower in water but in axe

I do use!

Yes and I'm 16 or under	9.1 % (100 votes)
Yes and I'm over 16	38.7 % (426 votes)
No !	39.0 % (429 votes)
Nellie	13.3 % (146 votes)

Thompson	35.2 % (19 votes)
MP40	64.8 % (35 votes)


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