Crossfire

Who planted the foot-long at CC5?

by sol • 16 Dec 2008, 01:38 • Polls
Last night at CC5 the biggest turd you have ever seen in your life was discovered in one of the WZZRD toilets. It was literally the size of the average person's forearm. It was unflushable. A plunger was needed. I cannot overstate how gargantuan it was.

The mystery is still unsolved though, nobody knows who did it and nobody has admitted to doing it. But we can always guess...

Pics: http://files.idle.ee/vaiko/monster.jpg
http://folk.ntnu.no/tordo/div/brickswereshat.jpg
11.2 %
(128 votes)
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(70 votes)
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(203 votes)
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(75 votes)
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(88 votes)
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(386 votes)
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Comments
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sol 16 Dec 2008, 01:40
I'm reasonably certain it was herbal!
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butchji 16 Dec 2008, 01:42
What about MrsXfire? :d
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sol 16 Dec 2008, 01:42
She wasn't there on the last night, unless she snook back in to take an enormous shite and then fucked off again. Plausible?!
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Shuki 16 Dec 2008, 18:29
The perfect crime, and she would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids.
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M1ghtyBro<3sauna 16 Dec 2008, 11:25
wasn't Spree the biggest guy @ cc5 ?
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ETNiES 16 Dec 2008, 19:55
TAYTO TAYTO!! you watch crush proof the other nite on rte?
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dunno 16 Dec 2008, 01:41
I have no clue, it seriously is a mystery, I wish I have seen it.
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CrimZon 16 Dec 2008, 01:41
do you really wish u have seen it? :o
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Deactivated7001 16 Dec 2008, 01:42
I have a dower. Gimme a pic and I tell you, who it was.
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rahula 16 Dec 2008, 01:44
:DDDDDDDDDD
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Ronner 16 Dec 2008, 01:47
I VOTED "Someone else (give a name):" AND THE ONLY REASON WHY IS CUZ SOL (who is on vent with me right now) ASKED ME FOR NAMES TO PUT ON THE LIST AND HE WONT CHANGE HUMMEL INTO SCHNEE!

WHICH IS FUCKING WEAK!
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Falke 16 Dec 2008, 14:55
I voted for you :D
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Rhand 16 Dec 2008, 17:16
I voted for you :D
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ETNiES 16 Dec 2008, 19:46
I also voted for you
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TEKN0 16 Dec 2008, 01:48
hahaah this shittt was fuckingggg HUGEEEEEEE, serious as wide as my neck, baggies flushed it 4 times or sumin :DDDD
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M1lk 16 Dec 2008, 01:56
cant be anyone other than AndyF1

anyone made pics for ratemypoo.com ?
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Cash 16 Dec 2008, 01:56
There were only a few people left after I had gone. Those that I recall:
QuadV, Toss, Starzi, EyJohn, Chosen, Anaconda, Schnee, Pansy, Toxic, Dallow, Lightning, Hope, Overdrive, Kleineman, Morg, Dignitas/Fatgames players + the above.

Take your pick
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h3r0!n 16 Dec 2008, 02:10
Then it was chosen for sure
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h3ll 16 Dec 2008, 18:41
'kleineman' is fitting this 'grotejongen' xD
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naga 16 Dec 2008, 01:57
upload a pic for reference

btw i think it was epsilons group effort, that's why the guys where in such a hurry to leave!
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Ronner 16 Dec 2008, 01:59
how do you figure they manage to make it into one fat big piece of turd? they clayed it together?
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Rewolf 16 Dec 2008, 03:35
That was my line from the cabins! :D
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tetsuo 16 Dec 2008, 14:56
agree on that one :DDD btw well played on LAN mate, specced you several times and i was impressed :)
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Slasheh 16 Dec 2008, 02:07
id go with herbal, dirty fucker :D
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HansoO 16 Dec 2008, 02:26
only you could make such a vote nerd :(
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Baggiez 16 Dec 2008, 02:28
O it was definately Herbal. We spent far too long crying of laughter about this turd for the mystery not to be resolved.

You tuning in for the next exciting episode of house moving?
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sol 16 Dec 2008, 02:30
Already ordered the box-set!
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Baggiez 16 Dec 2008, 02:34
Good to hear. Travel ok? I can't imagine Night was too lively once he arose :p
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sol 16 Dec 2008, 02:36
He was still drunk for the first couple of hours... randomly breaking into fits of laughter for no apparent reason. He sobered up after a while though. We didn't even get to Amsterdam until about 4PM though.
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zOMBie 16 Dec 2008, 03:02
pics please

my guess would be Toss
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dedz 16 Dec 2008, 03:29
butchji got over excited
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kevlar 16 Dec 2008, 03:56
im gutted . MAV let me down. no ratemypoo.com entry? after all that time of him and breezy rating like 100 a night on comms? pffff. :<
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rossko 16 Dec 2008, 04:58
it was so pansy ofc.
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decem 16 Dec 2008, 05:24
wasnt around but it was me!
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Deactivated5653 16 Dec 2008, 05:37
if it was a huge turd then we can guess that this person was not a virgin.. soo...
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Celeron 16 Dec 2008, 06:55
Pansy fo sho

edit:
Five
Five Dollar
Five Dollar footlooooooooooooooooooong

That's all I can think about yet again.
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BBQ 16 Dec 2008, 20:56
is it normal to have a sandwich like that :/
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Celeron 17 Dec 2008, 00:18
I personally do not like Subway, or any sandwich place for that matter, so I have no clue if it is normal. I've tried a few of their salad-topped-giant-sandwiches or whatever before and it really tasted like it sounds to me... a salad... with some really dry meat thrown in. I'd rather just make a plain ol ham and cheese with a little mayo at home.

That commercial is catchy though!
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nrx 17 Dec 2008, 00:28
No, actually the footlong are not that stuffed, they just made it look good for the commercial. :D
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swine 16 Dec 2008, 07:13
was bjorn!
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mini 16 Dec 2008, 07:24
jpg or it never happened.
but it was definetely tosspot
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infi_ 16 Dec 2008, 07:44
hahahaa :DDD there was one in the toilets at the cabins aswell :DDD GIGANTIC!!!!!!!!!
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wsk 16 Dec 2008, 07:50
I'd bet on you if you were in the options ;O
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infi_ 16 Dec 2008, 07:52
o_O what have i to do with this? :DD

i was so hammered on saturday evening, unbelievable, i stole i think 2 or 3 sambukas from hayaa ;DDD wasted about 100€ just on drinks that night o_O
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wsk 16 Dec 2008, 07:53
sounds naiz =)
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infi_ 16 Dec 2008, 07:54
but seriously, you should've seen that turd tho...was funny for a while, wasnn't funny anymore when sol,baggiez,unblind and someone else talked about it for like 2 hours straight in the middle of the night..kept everyone awake.
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wsk 16 Dec 2008, 07:56
I missed it all =(
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infi_ 16 Dec 2008, 07:59
can't wait to get home :D in the morning of the last day, when tyyrd got shaving foam sprayed all over him, that look on his face was amazing :DDDD

had so many great laughs at cc5 :D even on the way back, some guy sat in the toilet in the plane for about an hour :DD
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wsk 16 Dec 2008, 08:00
did anyone take any pictures??
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infi_ 16 Dec 2008, 08:01
umm, i have some on my phone, EYJohn's brother took MAAAAANY(even videos) on the night we got hammered, so im waiting for those pictures :P and also there's the crossfire gallery.
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wsk 16 Dec 2008, 08:03
The crossfire gallery doesn't tell who is who or does it? gotta check it again...
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Felix 16 Dec 2008, 13:57
me and ruoska had to literally carry you back to the cabins:P
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infi_ 16 Dec 2008, 14:47
:DD sort of indeed, i remembered someone was with me and ruoska on the way back, but didn't remember who :P ruoska reminded me the next day :D
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BBQ 16 Dec 2008, 20:57
WTF you were @ cc5? missed you then :<<<
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infi_ 17 Dec 2008, 07:38
u were there? O_o
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BBQ 17 Dec 2008, 18:24
i live in enschede :P
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vandereZ 16 Dec 2008, 07:53
Lol at the % votes @ pansy:D
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synthic 16 Dec 2008, 08:06
Tosspot, he didn't drink much though while he was shoutcasting.. so it was so dry
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crosswire 16 Dec 2008, 08:28
lol holy crap ;)
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Bl4d3 16 Dec 2008, 08:34
i just stfu ;)
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Fizmo 16 Dec 2008, 13:10
we got a winner!!
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stormy 16 Dec 2008, 08:38
nasty votes ;[
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GoodGuyGary 16 Dec 2008, 08:46
length of crap is directly proportional to length of person

so herbal
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Erajorma 16 Dec 2008, 09:16
Stan's Dad.
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perforator 16 Dec 2008, 09:32
I've seen one of those turds in Spain this summer. I went to take a leak in a restaurant and saw this huge shit in the toilet water. Its form was like a cylinder's and it was absolutely unflushable. Made the place stink like shit too (unexpected). Took a picture as well, was worth it.
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LethalChicken 16 Dec 2008, 10:08
show!
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perforator 16 Dec 2008, 10:08
Can't connect my phone to my computer, haven't got the hardware needed :(
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LethalChicken 16 Dec 2008, 10:54
use wap + senduit.com
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Kiewan 16 Dec 2008, 09:39
Quote by swine- reload puking on Friday
- bjorn telling his stories from the toilet
- chmpp wasted on Friday
- disco wasted on Saturday
- twidi wasted in Bremen and getting slapped by Xpaz
- my Panzer Skills
- mikza <3
- darkman driving on Friday

mystery solved id say
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swine 16 Dec 2008, 09:49
swine on 16/12/08, 07:13:16 Del | Edit | Nuke | Ban | Warn | Reply |

was bjorn!
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k1pa 16 Dec 2008, 09:51
somebody else -> LAVOD!
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Pansy 16 Dec 2008, 09:56
=DDDDD i wish i could of handled that. im sure someone got a picture of that
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swine 16 Dec 2008, 10:42
Night has
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Pansy 16 Dec 2008, 10:52
poooooost it
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swine 16 Dec 2008, 10:53
got the link at home, will post it later tonight
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Pansy 16 Dec 2008, 10:56
haha gj
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swine 16 Dec 2008, 14:07
http://files.idle.ee/vaiko/monster.jpg
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infi_ 16 Dec 2008, 14:48
ahaha :DDD that's nothing to the one compared at the cabins tho ;DD
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swine 16 Dec 2008, 15:36
it's looks smaller than it was on the pic
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toxicccc 16 Dec 2008, 11:17
i found it!!

night has some pic on his mobile, he put on high quality on his phone just to get the right photo of it :D
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infi_ 16 Dec 2008, 12:18
LINK LINK LINK!!!!!
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toxicccc 16 Dec 2008, 13:13
night will upload it soon i guess!
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Viax 16 Dec 2008, 13:09
'found it'? ;DDD
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toxicccc 16 Dec 2008, 13:13
i pissed in there and told everyone about it :P
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R0SS 16 Dec 2008, 10:17
haha sol didnt think u would actually make a poll about this :D. My money is on herbal - he went out of poker so early and his stomach was probably full of shit from the weekend anyway
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KIPE 16 Dec 2008, 10:24
Ronner, he is too shy guy to admit it.
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aQUTE 16 Dec 2008, 10:29
urtier...
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huPoo 16 Dec 2008, 10:43
Best poll ever.
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zOMBie 16 Dec 2008, 16:49
even named after you...who-poo?
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huPoo 16 Dec 2008, 20:16
hah congrats! After 2 years of the name usage you are the first one who realised how the name should be spelt =D
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Testi 16 Dec 2008, 11:15
other. IT WAS HOPE
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toxicccc 16 Dec 2008, 11:17
it was the biggest shit ive seen in my life, i nearly got put off pissing [yes i discovered this mystery and immediately let baggiez and sol know as they were waiting to piss. needless to say, this mystery is as huge as that turd so they forgot they needed to piss.

i say morg =D

+ cash, syk was there too :p
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swine 17 Dec 2008, 08:47
wasn't syK for sure...he was pubbing all da time
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Kaaskop 16 Dec 2008, 11:17
Think it was mAus after he lost against epsilon :-)
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Roskis 16 Dec 2008, 11:19
herbal for sho!11
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gari 16 Dec 2008, 11:56
how every1 thinks humm3l was it :DDDDDD
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Matias 16 Dec 2008, 11:59
:D, ronner for sure
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rewuz 16 Dec 2008, 13:05
Voted Ronner, never trust the bald old man.
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biggz 16 Dec 2008, 13:06
best poll of 2008
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Fizmo 16 Dec 2008, 13:06
I can just imagine everyone at the lan rushing to the toilet and standing in a circle telling each other what an awesome turd it is. Must be one hell of an experience.

Now seriously, did everyone rush to the toilet to see that? :DD If you want you can watch mine every day of the week. There are some big ones too, u don't want to miss that...
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syK 16 Dec 2008, 13:09
worst thing was... i dont think ive ever needed a piss so bad and all the other cubicles were full, apart from that one ofc :'<
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Aniky 16 Dec 2008, 13:10
ahah xD, poor u then :D
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overdrive 16 Dec 2008, 13:20
pics or it never happened.

think i saw pansy leaving for the toilet, didnt see her for an hour or two after that.
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loazis 16 Dec 2008, 13:21
Must have been Starzi :DD
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STICKER 16 Dec 2008, 13:30
pics or it never happend
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Jesse 16 Dec 2008, 13:43
Bl4d3 has removed you from his buddylist !

Ohnoes!
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pedro 16 Dec 2008, 13:46
Must have been sol, he's usually full of shit!
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furman 16 Dec 2008, 16:44
Have you allready been warned? :DD
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pedro 16 Dec 2008, 17:14
He knows I'm joking.
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mrozu 16 Dec 2008, 22:45
please, i had the same joke on my mind :(
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plekter 16 Dec 2008, 13:47
BRICKS WERE SHAT@CC5 OLOLOL
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dEFiX 16 Dec 2008, 13:49
rofl fatty overflooded da toilet
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Deactivated5169 16 Dec 2008, 13:51
hummel :D:D:D::DD:DDD
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Fixate 16 Dec 2008, 13:51
sad that this is a poll....omfg what has this site come to
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decem 16 Dec 2008, 13:52
was kinda thinkin the same, overriding the MVP poll with this shit..
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Fixate 16 Dec 2008, 13:57
exactly well im glad im not the only one :) but you being on the list must make it more sad
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decem 16 Dec 2008, 14:00
was just random fill in I guess.
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noodle 16 Dec 2008, 13:57
owzo did it.
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zeqq 16 Dec 2008, 14:23
URTIER <----------------------
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dEVJE 16 Dec 2008, 15:05
Poll of the year!
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shpeKje 16 Dec 2008, 15:33
hummel ftw!
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g1Ntje 16 Dec 2008, 15:37
Quotedecem:

-Mushrooms
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- Watching soccer with pansy (with tosspots live shoutcast!)
- Eating while having the munchies of all times.
- Amsterdam with roskis, sol, herbal and night
- Bremen Airport with vae, roskis, sandi & xpaz
- Drug Dog at Bremen airport (you shouldnt bark so much!)
...


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Prydz 16 Dec 2008, 15:48
schnee or kitty
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schNee 16 Dec 2008, 15:51
lol not me
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CRACK 16 Dec 2008, 15:57
lol his ass gotta hurt after that shit.
bloody shitass!
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Spirea 16 Dec 2008, 16:03
prolly hummel, or maybe decem ate too many mushrooms?
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Fizmo 16 Dec 2008, 16:18
I bet hummel came horny of it.
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BigDaddyVane 16 Dec 2008, 16:22
im pretty sure i could outshit this guy havent been there though
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Chr1s 16 Dec 2008, 16:46
No one even thought to take photo of it?
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ifntc 16 Dec 2008, 17:11
This is really important, please get to the bottom of this.
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PetriP-TNT 16 Dec 2008, 17:16
piece of shit


kinda like crossfire LOL!
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Rickk 16 Dec 2008, 17:33
Maverick for sure!!!!!!!!!
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martinius 16 Dec 2008, 17:34
ofc its humm3l's. he is the burger king
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mLND 16 Dec 2008, 17:38
lol natürlich was du das hummel ^^
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oldvid 16 Dec 2008, 17:40
thats nothing :P
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mist3c 16 Dec 2008, 17:43
URTIER...
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Testi 16 Dec 2008, 17:52
i guess its a gay with a splitten arse!
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txcxL 16 Dec 2008, 18:01
humm3l 4sure
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snip0 16 Dec 2008, 18:16
keep going humm3l
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bELUJE 16 Dec 2008, 18:27
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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brumu 16 Dec 2008, 18:31
what does that have to do?
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qpr 16 Dec 2008, 21:04
hmm wait maybe......... title
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Krosan 16 Dec 2008, 18:53
it's yours sol, admit it
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schNee 16 Dec 2008, 18:54
it was him? :p
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stownage 16 Dec 2008, 18:58
schnee ofc!
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revee 16 Dec 2008, 19:54
na..it was urtier he was pissed off that he lost for BB so he ran to take a shit! :D
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Krosan 16 Dec 2008, 20:56
image: fail-owned-toilet-idea-fail
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AL1 16 Dec 2008, 21:15
hahah :DDDDDDDDDD lol? :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
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alexL 16 Dec 2008, 21:09
big anus
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ISEN 16 Dec 2008, 21:10
pretty sure it was humm3l, he is physically cable of doing that! adacore simply isnt! this turd is wider than him!
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al- 16 Dec 2008, 21:21
xDDDDDDDDDDD
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fra 16 Dec 2008, 21:34
Italy Mamalukes
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ecnuob 16 Dec 2008, 21:57
ratemypoo
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anzz 16 Dec 2008, 22:50
andersqn told me he did it
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Anaconda 17 Dec 2008, 00:57
i bet it was Adacore :P
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Tranix 17 Dec 2008, 09:08
Its not even that big, it probably came out of someones mouth.
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varit 17 Dec 2008, 11:52
HUMM3L :D:D
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cheasy 17 Dec 2008, 12:06
voted pansy cuz hes the only one i dont know :P
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schNee 17 Dec 2008, 12:07
voted pansy cause she* :o
u rly dont know her ;)

me voted pansy cause i thought wont be so much votes for her
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fusen 17 Dec 2008, 12:13
part of the problem!
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cheasy 17 Dec 2008, 12:36
o lol my bad :P :D dont know many of the new ET players, lol makes me sound old :(((
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schNee 17 Dec 2008, 12:40
im thinking same when i read some journals.
but turn around ur point of view. u know all the oldschoolers ;)
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RedoX 17 Dec 2008, 13:39
100% sure it was butchji :DDD
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dAv1d 17 Dec 2008, 14:02
winghaven..
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portugeezer 17 Dec 2008, 14:06
only pansy is capable of doing such a thing.
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