ET Quote Database

<Squaliii> Don't lol at me! :(

AHAHAHHAHA O-M-G THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS IM GONNA BIND THAT TO EVERY KEY I HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nice :D

...

what would i give to have that rapt6rr quote from sylvester before last :<

if only this was started 3 years ago :whistling

nice! RevolvermanneN :(

n1!

<TosspoT> hackers like aza
<VIAX> You saying AzA is a hacker is like you saying FlyingDJ is a good shoutcaster. He's not... but you want him to be.

:P

FlyingDJ: There's nothing erotic about a woman's vagina.

45thID=BUZZ: tell thm all if that shit with peoples info aint off in 1 hour im calling computer crime unit here in uk and that they will be shut down and not to mention JAIL to who ever owns the hosting IF I SEE THE PERSONAL INFO ON NIXCODERS SITE IN 1 HOUR IM CALLING THE LAW THIS GUY WHO DID THIS IS ALREADY IN DEEP SHIT AS I HAVE CALLED COPS FOR HIM AND HE IS BEING INVESTIGATED IT IS ONLY BECASUE I LIKE TESTORR THA@T IM GIVEING WARNING TO REMOVE IF IT IS NOT REMOVED NOT ONLY ARE *C WELCOME IM CALLING THE LAW AGAIN BUT TO REPORT NIXCODERS FOR HOSTING PERSONAL INFO ON PEOPLE WITCH IS BREAKING 18 DATA PROTECTION LAWS

Superboy: crossfire comunity isnt divided by skill (pro - noob), only by mental condition (norm - retard)

Midas: look i got a shootout!

searching 3on3/6on6 provided alot of awesome logs

searching 5on5 CoD4 Highskill

That one was nice where Wakizashi told that 95% of people they play against are cheating :D

Awesome idea <3

hehe :D added some :)

edit:

<@rY`sal>: oh noes
<@rY`sal>: I have just been informed that us5 will maybe dissolve. :`(
<@rY`loku>: Was this clan highskilled?
<@rY`sal>: that's a boy band you retard
<@rY`loku>: ah
<@rY`loku>: lol

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

n1 meez!

Dignitas/Sol: Stop Frapping!
Dignitas/Sol: Put it away!

wtf? I never said that, nor is it my nick. o_O

<Squaliii> Don't lol at me! :(

I havent said that! and my nick as all wrong so must be fake

<cuutamo> imo

No Humm3l quotes yet? :(

(17:30:16) (energiz|Panpan) hello snoop
(17:30:25) (snoop`) lo
(17:33:23) (energiz|Panpan) who are you??



(14:08:53) (DoA|Pedro) k first question can i watch u rape on a pub?
(14:09:03) (vae-snoop) rofl :Þ

Cupper:
cupper`: suicide?
cupper`: DONT DO IT RAZZAH
cupper`: WE LOVE YOU
suicide&RazZaH: :D
suicide&RazZaH: lol
suicide&RazZaH: its my clantag
cupper`: DONT DO IT PLZ
cupper`: oh..

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=NMC=BlizZarD:
Ich schwör auf meinen ET-Ordner !

(that guy is rly an ET-freak :o)

you cheat i demo = best quote from some random mvk tard <3
someone should add frozzens no decider quote aswell

«Cobra» so i was watching a pr0n
«Thunder» wait
«Thunder» why u guys always say pr0n instead of porn ??
«Thunder» has been kicked by Guardian (No porn on this channel !)
«Cobra» ...
«Cobra» so i was watching a pr0n

<^jESUS> whats suger btw
<^jESUS> in swedishnorweigan
<kaiz> suck
<^jESUS> =(
<^jESUS> when jocke told me "du er suger" i thought he meant im sweet as sugar :<<<<<,

made me lol

[@fusen] either my room is really hot or masturbating furiously for 5 minutes makes you sweaty

"tecdax: die sind so unhit dass man sie leicht treffen kann"
"tecdax: they are so unhitable that you can hit them easily"

"NL.kris: i always get 999 when someone use the telephone
chr1zZ: be careful or i call you! ring ring ring "

<3

own3D.pl kenta: k noname
Kiewan: AHHAHA
Kiewan: NONAME
own3D.pl kenta: u want my old yawn :) ?

own3D.pl kenta: kiewan u can lie ur mother but not me

Collector: Ik ga even wandelen met mijn ouders

Quote by Private discussion about koto & kMt

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<eC4`Keytaro> but well, they aren't busted yet... there are no proofs to ban them :P
<rY`mens0> both of them are cheating anyway :D

He was right! damn...

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<php`rqmbo> me is the best french fop/panzer

Awesome idea really. Added one and will add more if I get permissions :D.

[23:59:27] [humM3L`]: im at internet coffee

[@dtekt|humM3L]: we need to translate the money tomorow?"

cZar@ziff_:" tjesus christ what a lotto freelance raping spam defense"

You recieved"C:\Dokumente und Einstellungen\tOM\Desktop\2007-07-22_BILD0724.JPG" succesfully


jens (eiM)says(19:53):
now you have to love me
tOM* (me)says(19:53):
<3
i think you are what girl define as "cute"

;)))

s3b1 is asking me for a scrim...:
[23:58:40] T4Ce`sandi )) im chatting with girls
[23:58:43] T4Ce`sandi )) nope ;D
[23:58:48] s3b1_ )) nah I'M not a girl
[23:58:48] s3b1_ )) -.-



[00:01:27] Sir`` )) frog nolifer :P
[00:14:09] frog )) Sir``: xD
[00:14:19] frog )) Sir``: not rly =)
[00:14:59] T4Ce`sandi )) yes u are a nerd like me ^^!
[00:16:45] frog )) xD
[00:16:52] frog )) maybe then :P
[00:17:12] frog )) but i can't be true nolifer, i was today in da supermarket
[00:17:26] frog )) buying candys and cola

<unique'coOles> i hack?
<nerdz> i dont know if u hack
<unique'coOles> i mean does he hack?
<unique'coOles> xD
<unique'coOles> nice one

there are tons of funny quotes on loekino his profile

(20:50:27) (esci) are the 3on3 OC admins ever present? :l
(20:50:45) (+[OC]rampage) yes
(20:50:49) (+[OC]rampage) but we are to lazy to answer
(20:50:53) (+[OC]rampage) we are hiding in our bnc

Great idea!

For the implausible case that you are still in need of a moderator, I would be avi for that.

<ScaTmaN> Snuble|afk prac?
<Snuble|afk> my GF demands me in bed
<Snuble|afk> sucky sucky she say
<Snuble|afk> omg
<Snuble|afk> gotta go:>
<Snuble|afk> sorry=)
<Snuble|afk> cant say no to a BJ

First bash.org-steal

Cobra: so i was watching a pr0n
Thunder: wait
Thunder: why u guys always say pr0n instead of porn ??
Thunder: has been kicked by Guardian (No porn on this channel !)
Cobra: ...
Cobra: so i was watching a pr0n

Nice try...

set say1 "say ^zTeam^n-^zND ^7JaKaZc^2: noone cant get my tax book!"
set say2 "say ^0bullvox^2: i dont care anyway why do u wanne read a report:s"
set say3 "say ^erAMBOH^0{^2: i went to a restaurant with my granddad and my grandma :p but there quite modern so i got alot of vodka lol"
set say4 "say ^d[^7palm^d] ^7humM3L^2: dont say you wanna play if you shit with pf sk supports."
set say5 "say ^7razz^v/^7queens ^2if i use rivatuner in a scrim and emorej uses god mode and noclip whats the difference?"
set say6 "say ^7one^z4^7on^de^0.^7CrozZ^2: I smell a new quote."
set say7 "say ^1o8^7.^0blaze^2: go sleap :P"
set say8 "say ^vjackie:^2 what the fuck is wtf"
set say9 "say ^1-[^0RPD^1]-^=Colt^1!: ^2i can not good speak english what you say?"
set say10 "say ^edAv1d^0{: ^2i will be hear"
set say11 "say ^7devilry^1-^3Gold:^2 if you was in amenti that s will be easy to join to amenti =)"
set say12 "say ^4gtv^3'^7rampage:^2 all good clans are going to do this cup. dtekt/finest/141 ... scared ??? i smell fear"
set say13 "say ^7a^eM^7enti ^0- ^7Winghaven:^2 I have good ping over Europe."
set say14 "say ^04gs^3-^0siemabejbe:^2 david is fasolka your bejbe already? ^7a^eM^7enti ^0- ^7dAv1d:^2 yeah."
set say15 "say ^7murso^1&^7mikza: ^2lets play next time our server whiners"
set say16 "say ^7a^eM^7enti ^0- ^7Winghaven:^2 my voice sounds like 12 but I'm 19"
set say17 "say ^7a^eM^7enti ^0- ^7CrozZ:^2 senti is so stupid hes still waiting for the brain fairy."
set say18 "say ^7cdap^0.^7coOles:^2 are u or crozZ the rifle? ^7magnifico^h?^7aCoZz^h!:^2 I'm aCrozZeuS soz@u."
set say19 "say ^7aMent^ei^0{ ^7CrozZ:^2 sorry I have a life? people here always whine too much."
set say20 "say ^7a^eM^7enti ^0- ^7Winghaven:^2: I'm doing noob classes for retardeds atm"
set say21 "say ^7 [@dtekt|humM3L]: we need to translate the money tomorow?"
set say22 "say ^7 [23:23:41] [+aux`humM3L]: we using 8 but they all was in our team gentleman"
set say23 "say ^7 [23:29:43] [+aux`humM3L]: i dont you was conversation us on a xfire tread about our 10 rating :D i like it and alot of ppl flame about it"
set say24 "say ^zcZar^2@^zziff^1_^2: tjesus christ what a lotto freelance raping spam defense"
set say25 "say ^7[23:59:27] [humM3L`]: im at internet coffee"
set say26 "say ^0aMenti^n{ ^7dAv1d^2: It was owning from both sides, so yea."
set say27 "say ^7snuble^2: Fireball, me and hummel will tear down anyone who tries to break into cpc . Blaze will smoke sigarettes while eddie will cheer us up. Sexyhot will just stay still and look...sexy and hot.."
set say28 "say ^0one^1.^7overboost^2: if cpc 3 would be in croatia even there everyone would lag."
set say29 "say ^7[00:24:16] [@FF|blaze]: nice one brijati se now"
set say30 "say ^0INTEL ^7d^4.^7r3vers^2: eat shit"
set say31 "say ^7[23:36:58] [@TLR|Winghaven]: pls, is so fucking easy to get girls by internet"
set say32 "say ^7p5^3'^7butchji^2: I want to know how to hit acozz."
set say33 "say ^dWolrdCup ^7virtuje^1@^7kater^2: I'm the admin, you should shut it."
set say34 "say ^1cro^4'^7blaze^4.^2: sladoled sta je to? ^1cro^4'^7calisto^4.^2: Pa to ti je ono....icecream.... ^1cro^4'^7blaze^4.^2: aha.....lol"
set say35 "say ^7 butchji on 26/06/07, 14:03:04^2: I guess it's because the rifle is overpowered in ET and Croatia had an awesome rifle while the UK had none."
set say36 "say ^2[00:14:36] [@H2k|Clown]: so it might be just part-sponsorshit"
set say37 "say ^2(01:12:29) (H2k|Winghaven) since you're idiot"
set say38 "say ^2(01:12:37) (TLR|Atarax) well I know maybe"

Rymmer: if not be spects then be sometimes laged
Rymmer: this is the best problems when i ever seen hear
rem: Hi all, there are 2 ET squall in cdap ?
zp.darky: i am no

smOke: I think that our czech and russian international relationships have been very friendly, am i right? :P
humM3L: right i was in czech in holiday , in the mountains so nP :D in tatry !
smOke :Tatry?!? Its in Slovakia! OK PREPARE TO OCCUPATION! :)))
humM3L: ahh gay ! :D

Great ! :)

RSS plz

WHAT DA FUCK U DOIN?

boost his ego even more

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#112 | + (1) -
own3D.pl kenta: kiewan u can lie ur mother but not me
#111 | + (0) -
own3D.pl kenta: k noname
Kiewan: AHHAHA
Kiewan: NONAME
own3D.pl kenta: u want my old yawn :) ?

he is 2 dumb 2 notice that this is showing how wnb-known he rly is :S:S::SS:::

maybe add a feature on xfire that there appears a random quote from the website somewhere !11

japs

not funny

Noodle: to overrate is like exaggerating
Noodle: so if i said
Noodle: my dick is so big it goes around the world twice
Noodle: thats exaggerating
Noodle: cause it only goes around once

Beautiful !

kaiz: kk open up your etfolder, press print screen, paste it in paint save and send on msn as fast as you can;
^Zaux^2.^7spickmich^0Humm3l^3: If you get the tank mats full beer support cpc III from me for you"

just a couple :D

Sir`` )) frog nolifer :P
frog )) Sir``: xD
frog )) Sir``: not rly =)
T4Ce`sandi )) yes u are a nerd like me ^^!
frog )) xD
frog )) maybe then :P
frog )) but i can't be true nolifer, i was today in da supermarket
frog )) buying candys and cola

:DDDDD

<ThOor> ah ok, can you help me ? Do you know some skilled (high, high-) clan, which is searching a player ?
<aMenti`Winghavn> nope
<ThOor> :( So it's not good :(
<ThOor> Where is my gayfriend shewie and gaynon ? I dont see him for a long time, do you know something about them ?
<aMenti`Winghavn> nope
<ThOor> Yes, ok , I'll search some new clan ;) But btw , Have you got some problems with girls or mother ? You can write me it ... I can be your manager with reallife problems :-* Cause you're nice man, this is FREE for you ;) :-* <3 XD XD
<aMenti`Winghavn> ¿¿

:x logji: while tj with 50km/h you gave me 2 hs

{@stZiti} brb dog has to take the daily dump

{@KOALA-SLO-ENERG} i won 1 on 1 high skilld on smoking marihuana

<KOALA-SLO-ENERG> wtfis wheat publick lag like a heel ping and fps

<KOALA-SLO-ENERG> lol i play now 1on1 whet 1 low+ and he is leav srver lol

eSPB /E/ Koala: all ypu 3 play players fix maxpack or i kick you you unhitbl fuck

KoaLA M:H: realy i dont know the et go to smoke i weed maybe i understud

{FiF|iMmi} i search a german guy who wants to give a small discription of a woman in Deutsch!

KoaLA ENERGIE: greg horen you stupid noob are you fuck whet me

{@KOaLA} need to buya beather connection

{@KOaLA} games sre for me like a DRUGZ

{@KOaLA} i am get today new mobitel
{@KOaLA} mobitel = TELEPHON

{@KOaLA} i give u more bind if i am inaf skilld to come back help you at wars
{@KOaLA} or i can give you my bank acout and you send me mony for my yours binds
{@KOaLA} 1 bind only 3 evros

Milic: and wallhack is not cheats/hack like aimbot! i know that cheats but no like aimots!
Milic: when you have got aimbot you can have got 300 kills and nobody cant kill you!
Milic: when you have got wallhack you can kill you!

<InfernaL|3D> stfu piece of shit go die and stay in the low world bb low skilled monkeyhead with ur cancerface fucked ur mon anal np4me

zeto: The difference between you and me is I have skill, you have hax.

lols, someone submitted a quote with me <o/

"Medjai: You saw me with wh when u leaned"


:<<

2) How did you get your nick? wSw|nard: my aunt used to call me a retard and when she got drunk she would just call me nard

Kevin: "when the boogieman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Kevin Verhulst."

Twonnie: " my game is so strong, it can't go wrong...yea kevin you can feel yourself good, but there are limits."

Kevin: "yea, for Jethro aestas is his heavy clan, it's medskilled, for me it's the kindergarden. Sheep knows that too."

Jethro: "Let's look in my gamestv notebook first."

Jethro: "I've spotted a girl with my xray goggles. I'm gonna throw out my net, np"

Jethro: "A virusscanner is like a condom!"

Jethro: "Two boobs against my chest, the memory of my 6 years of highschool."

Jethro: "My mouth feels like there has been a big dick in it."

HardNRG: "Raising baby's? Bought a wife!"

<Icee``> match its 2 hours :)
<Icee``> lol today are final u are in roster i think just let me knwo is u wanna play

gtv has some nice quotes but i think they're not visible to members :F

lol @ jackie btw :X

Dignitas Clan: Please guys use the money you won in the contest on plastic surgery, it's definitly needed trust me!
*Night - You know there is a place called gym seen one lately? your body shape is almost an exact copy as a pear.
*Urtier - Well not very much to say, besides that you are as wide as our 50 inch plasma tv.
*Senji - Oh it's you Senji pew, thought there for a moment that it was my dying grandfather, wrinkles at the age of what 18? = not good.
*Jakazc - First nice outfit! Please do us a favor don't actually wear the clothes you get from your grandparents ok? I mean come on brown manchester pants? :S
*Reload - I don't know what to say actually, you must be the worst looking guy in the whole world. I'm out of words seriously dude please do something. I mean it's easy to put out the bad parts of everyone but sadly i don't have time for that when it comes to you. God you are so ugly!
*R3vers - First of all get a haircut, you look like mickey mouse.
Btw i don't understand how you all can be so ugly and play in the same clan, i mean if you had aids it would be understandable but well have you got aids btw :S?

<Mztik`i> 3on3 et now hv serv high
<Mztik`i> 3on3 et now hv serv high no cheaters (i can't believe i gotta make this clear)
<Mztik`i> 3on3 et now have server (1 CHEATER ONLY)


lolled :D

(@j52|lettu) sheep that better than listeting at when but not when someones asks for ammo

ag0n: SUN OF A BITCH
ag0n: I NEVER LIES

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(klejf) 6o6>?
(stormG|away) clanname?
(klejf) #wave.et
—› join: (stormG|away:#wave.et) ([email protected])
—› part: (stormG|away:#wave.et) ([email protected])
(stormG|away) unknown
(stormG|away) soz

some time later

(stormG|away) klejf
(stormG|away) saw your post @ xfire <-( about a clanmovie)
(klejf) nice
(klejf) but u seem unknown
(stormG|away) k nevermind then
(stormG|away) bb

=NMC=BlizZarD :
geograpy exam at school ...
1. question: Whats the Captial of Switzerland ?
=NMC=BlizZarD: Ricola !?



:DDDDDD

(+immoo): what the fuck is wtf?

<o/

{@K0aLA} i go to make my skill uber high

{@K0aLA} lets play im iam boring my self

(+[o]junky) need 2/3 skilled guys for CDC4 pm for info

go celibrate it with a whore!!

Top 13, I'm famous!

(@beAsty-AFK) aphesia u are not known
(@onemove|rat) hes a known retard

(15:25:17) (@wl|LavOd) WUTS TEH NEW BURGERZ IN MCPOLAND?
(15:25:27) (@wl|LavOd) KURWA MAC
(15:25:29) (@wl|LavOd) OLOLZ

HARD! .X.!: I need to go soon guys, i have to bicycle somewhere


made me lol @ vent..

<ensam> I hope you know what benelux means ?
<tazJE> a boat ?
<ensam> ...

a bit old though

<PoT'> Glth cheats.
<Potsmoker> Glth hax!
<gs'PoT> Glth obvious hax.

JohnnyWalker: my connection is fine, i have 200 fps

(@aMenti`uNisol) :o)
(@aMenti`uNisol) tm-cwrd im tired, head is hurting, and i see double :c
(@tm-cwrd) :d
(@tm-cwrd) kinda same here
(@aMenti`uNisol) I slept with a guy :)))
(@tm-cwrd) WHAT

don't remember the exact quote, but i was playing a 3o3 with my m8s.. and enemy said: all nice yawn, nice yellow flags .. doh

(14:26:29) (+fuchs) estonian people aint known for good lookin
(14:26:32) (+fuchs) but look at sol
(14:26:37) (+fuchs) he looks pretty handsome

(21:56:42) (clouver) 3 words.
(21:56:44) (clouver) fuck you

this one is genious

noone addes my quotes ... i already submitted them 1 week ago :(

brought some smiles :]

this 1 should be 1st :

(m1lk`i) is now known as (butchji)
[@butchji] 3on3 et high

(jaCK^) 3v3
(jaCK^) butcijzah
(butchji) no thanks
(jaCK^) why not :o
(butchji) you suck
(jaCK^) ?
(jaCK^) why you say that?
(jaCK^) because i owned you so bad yesterday ?
(jaCK^) im playin with m1lk and lunatic
(jaCK^) fucking hitler ugly boy
(jaCK^) you suck ass fucker yerman

"(23:31:31) (hMg|isEN-xL) tell me
(23:31:34) (hMg|isEN-xL) and be serious plz
(23:31:41) (hMg|isEN-xL) does slajdan actually live in hospital?"

Is this funny enough? its fun for the dispo ppl atleast :)

med+ being the funny part in it

No i'm just joking anyway artline are strange, but fellows ;p