Brethren. If put into a real life battle, Quake players would be the first to die. While I realize video games aren't reality, seeing a complete disregard to the realities of war in competitive clan wars should bring tears to the spectating eyes of all who are above 12 years of age. And while Counter-Strike leaves much to be desired in the areas of movement, atrocious bullet spread, and boring gameplay, its players are correct in viewing Quake players as little girly men.