Will try to keep it short. Give you a quick overview of the highlights.

1. Beating buttonbashers on a map and playing quite well through the whole tournament.

2. Pouring water over tyyrd's head live on stream - i blame tosspot and his evil side for giving me the water.

3. Doing the flaming sambuccas showing the foreigners how we real men drink. Then people abusing me (hi hayaa) by taking advantage of me being drunk and buying me more alcohol.

4. When being drunk starzi being a bad influence by telling me that the door outside was talking shit to me. So i decided to headbutt and elbow it and plead to an admin not to ban me.

5. Walking back to the cabins and deciding to run over to a lake covered in ice and putting my foot through it.

6. Going to the FiF cabin when still drunk to throw my phone down the stairs saying it was insured.

7. Receiving the flaming dragon award the next day for all my drinking efforts.

8. Taking a break from poker to find the most enormous shit i have ever seen.

9. Tyyrd getting shaving foam sprayed all over him when he was asleep.

10. Heading to amsterdam.