Being friends

GL

GL

GL

threesome

no.

i think you guys are really cool guys and i would really like to be on your guys' guy-friend lists if you guys wouldn't mind

you guys are good at et

i'm rick james bitch

belgians, the world's excuse for autism

Ik heb met chizz6l porno gekeken :$

what did the zero (0) say to the eight (8)?

answerwhy are you using a belt

i know its lame :(

I just killed around 20 russian dogs

JOURNAL_OF_THE_YEAR

im gona lol at the ppl actually trying to "win" this

Mustache

One day, I looked up in the sky.

A bird came by and shit into my eye.

I didn't laugh. I didn't cry.

I was just happy, that cows can't fly

Dont want u on my buddylist, cuz ur idiots

let me be in ur budy list and ill be ur best friend for ever :) we can do anything all 4 of us, nothing can stop us, i am fun and strong, i can tell u jokes when u guys are sad, i can make you guys happy any time you need someone, so please will you accept me to be your friend too?

with much love, IMaG

een tas van iemand lag in een boom.
hij probeerde de tas eruit te halen door in de boom te klimmen.
toen viel hij.

1. You get to speak three languages, but none of them intelligibly.

2. If other countries want to fight a war, they will do it in your country.

3. You can brew drinks out of fruit, and still call it beer.

4. You are either
a. like the Dutch, just less efficient
b. like the French, just less romantic
c. like the Germans

5. Decent fries. Real mayonnaise. Great chocolate. The best beer.

6. No one knows anything about you, except for the Dutch and French and they make fun of you.

7. More scandals in a week than any other country in a decade.

8. You can drive like a maniac on the road and nobody cares

9. All your famous countrymen are either imaginary, or sex-offenders

10. Face it. It's not really a country, is it?


p.s.An Englishman, an American and a Belgian were on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg. and they all rushed to the deck in order to abandon the ship.
The Englishman, being the typical gentlemen shouted "Women and children first !!"
The American, being a typical American shouted "Fuck the children !!"
And the Belgian, being a typical belgian asked "Do we have time for that...!?"





shut up to Super 8D

cool story bro..

":D"

You are gays, wanna see Finland raping you @ NC. :)

AL1 was walking down the street singing. "Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do"
Snappin' her fingers and shufflin' her feet, singin' "Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do"
She looked good (looked good), she looked fine (looked fine)
She looked good, she looked fine and I nearly lost my mind. He came into a pub and said y0 mates i'm Sup3r cool, chizz6l my nizzle. "Now i go steal a bike"

hey mister emo u r in mine but u r too sup3r cool to have me in. (not meant to be funnY)

Cheater.

can itell a joke so i can be funnie, and then u comment on me, and then i can be on ur buddylist ?

ik stop me lul in je kinderbueno en daarna veeg ik hem af met mijn pown handdoek

i see a lot of AL1's there

i don't want to be on your buddylist?

Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy.

AL1:

Quote

ME & SUp3r are no longer friends.

something is a miss

Zuig mijn lul.

nigger

you're shit

this is utter bullshit and completely sad

best story ever :'D

kanker zwarte

CINDY CINDY CINDY

What's the difference between a jew and a boy scout ?


The boy scout comes back from the camp. :-)

Whatever, I do what I want so I sit at home and play ET.

MANGO MANGO SPAGHETTI CARBONARA

sorry, too retarded for my buddylist...
Here, have a mindfuck
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1wg1DNHbNU&feature=player_embedded

fuck off leeches

you guys suck, here is someone AWESOME

i like to move it