Poem for admins

Good evening crossfire,
Since MarseilleLeFrancis got clashed by FranceSimoon and FranceBenjii on #gamefrog. I decided to show CF my rappin' skills and write an indelicate poem in english dedicated to admins. Some admins are missing because I didn't feel like making a super-duper-long poem/rap.

Frop,
Facing to you my mustache will never drop
Even if you're a kind of internet cop
I'll gently offer you my lolipop

Krosan,
You know I'm not your biggest fan
But since I have never gone to lan
You've nothing to be scared of, man

TosspoT,
Your voice sounds like a parrot
If you were a rabbit eating carrot
I'd make you both boil in the same pot

Baggiez,
Your warnings should cease
Since you're like a disease
That I'd like to freeze

R0SS,
You'll never be a loss
You'll never be a boss
You'll always stay a dross

h3ll,
You're like an eggshell
That I purposely fell
I tell you farewell

sol,
efficient like a burst ball
treating cf community like a doll
You will certainly fall

chosen,
You're like a chicken
That's why you'll never frighten
any existing CF person

If you have more or better let me know it by writing a comment below.

Poetically yours,

Marseille MC Le Francis - tasvu tac tac bang bang

image: a5ksjafr
Comments
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You srsly have too much time.
:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Parent
roses are red
violets are blue
frop needs to get some fresh air
roses are red
violets are blue
assuming control
THIS HURTS YOU
Parent
MC FRANCIS STRIKES AGAIN
Video version soon avaible !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sing it, i'd like to hear that :{D
Will do it for you before our gayming practice
Parent
time and place.
Parent
follow ts before 8pm cet :{D
Parent
Would be cool if you get some poem back nao.
IceQ missing
Y U NO ADMIN???
Parent
Thought id get a nice poem/comment.
Waiting for MC R0SS' poetic answer.
Parent
I read your poem about me and was quite disappointed
You seem to misplace why i was appointed
I hope you can realise im a nice admin
And that i only punish those who choose to sin
Parent
(drop the beat)

Oh Ross - those rhymes are so fucking crazy!
I've gotta say - you never cease to amaze me
In et you smash noobs, man it's headshots galore
But gimme a mic and i'll have you rollin' dead on the floor, bitch.

Let da rap battle begin. You know, if you're man enough...
Parent
Roses are Red
Violets Are Blue
I am shit with poems
GET YOUR TITS OUT!
Parent
Oh Rahul, its nice to see you are back
But if you think you can battle me then your smoking that crack.
You go to uni and disappear for most of the year
Then you come back thinking you can take me on, oh dear.
I will leave this poem with a single line
I stick my middle finger up to give you a sign.

YERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Parent
You think me disappearing means I ain't got rhymes?
Oh dear son, as time's passed my shit got sublime
But, you played et so long you think you can spit
Ross I think it's time you realised you ain't got shit!
Two years of gaming got your face all greasy,
Looking like that nothing in life could be easy,
I hate to think how your chair handles all that weight,
I'd say more but it's already checkmate...

/awaits curry remark
Parent
It seems that you are good with words but bad with time
What I'm about to do to you should be considered a crime
You take 10minutes to reply with a mediocre diss
I hope that by now living the student life you finally received your first kiss
I dont need to lower myself too much to personal insults
Because i was hoping we could continue this as real adults
However i then realised that you were part of the snb crew
Who sit around on vent and remind me of the reject animals from a zoo
So its about time that i started thinking about going to bed
Rather than carry on battling with an inbred
So i am going to begin to slowly tuck myself in
While you picture me lying in a bed with a huge grin.
I wish thee rahul goodnight
And hope that i didnt put up too much of a fight
For i remember the old days when we were close
Before you sampled some of that ANIME retarded dose
So i am going to end it here before it gets outta hand
Maybe you should take your shit rhymes and start a band.
I enjoyed this much and was fun while it lasted
I hope for your sake that this doesnt get broadcasted
Parent
Closing line ruined it but good effort! I'm on my phone talking to people on facebook which is why I took so long :-D

Night dude
Parent
Ye was awful. I kinda changed it. Was a good laugh to keep me entertained and awake. Night matey x
Parent
fuck yeah :D
Parent
good good, keep going
Parent
there's only one reason ET survived all those years,
that's you mate.
Just did it again!
Pretty gutted that I wasn't mentioned.

Is this because I'm cool?
I started with
Seanza,
everyone loves ya'

but tehn I got stuck :XD
Parent
or because you're not? :s
Parent
francis always has the best random chicks in his journals
best part of this journal is the random hot chick
Worst part of my journal is your comment.
Parent
TOUCHE! :DDDD you rolled hard here
Parent
awesome.
LeFrancis,
your name isnt rhyme able
so i put another disc on the turn table
im rhyming just for you while Germanysunni eats my poo <3
btw i like this journal alot, i feel like at the 5th class at school rhyming with my friends haha :D
Parent
piss miss kiss quiz is ..
Parent
OMG A RAPPER :Dddd
Parent
this really is admin diss. :>
Finally a good journal from you, hopefully you can keep it up!
dont give him too much credit.
Parent
Its better then the other shit he posts, this one actually didnt make me want to kill him
Parent
When will you realize you're not funny? It's just so sad there's so many people with so little self-knowledge.
HAHHA OH LOL dear boyyyyyyyy
Parent
LeFrancis best entertainer ever on CF =D
Carrot and pot don't really rhyme.
LeFrancis will you marry me?
LeFranics you have a huge amount of fanboys on CF.
i like you sir.
awesome poems francis
Omg francis what have ya done :) nice poems mate:)
I admit that was nice !
Francis, i love u
francis <3
brought tears to my eyes
Pretty gutted that I wasn't mentioned.

Is this because I'm cool?

;'{
Oh indeed, you deserve one since you like deleting my cool & awesome comments, u evil admin
Parent
here we have LION /
the adminboy from Zion /
horny as Orion /
raping, saying RIGHT ON!

Orion? read greek mythology
Parent
whos that girl (A)?
luv LeFrancis his random chicks
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