worst thing

by Robert • 20 Jul 2011, 23:04 • Journals
you ever heard from girl, what was it?

for me:you're low

share your story /cf/
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waXx 21 Jul 2011, 00:05
"i cant come over tonight"
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stRay 21 Jul 2011, 00:06
"Ich habe meine Tage"
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Robert 21 Jul 2011, 00:07
translate, my thing was in .pl but I translated it for cf
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GreenClon 21 Jul 2011, 00:16
"I have my Days" I suppose
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torM 21 Jul 2011, 07:51
i got my .
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HansoO 21 Jul 2011, 00:16
ein echter pirat sticht auch ins rote meer :D
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stRay 21 Jul 2011, 01:13
finds abregend :p
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HansoO 21 Jul 2011, 01:28
naja, wirklich toll ist es nicht...viel spass beim SC!
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deact_34587843 21 Jul 2011, 00:09
Robert :c to byly zarty przeciez :c
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Robert 21 Jul 2011, 00:11
niesmieszne :<
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Suyodhana 21 Jul 2011, 00:38
And this you won't translate, you fucking cancer Polak!
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w1Za 21 Jul 2011, 00:12
"i'm not into sex today - but we can go shopping!"
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Artstar 21 Jul 2011, 00:12
she calling me professional. u jelly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwoM5fLITfk
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Robert 21 Jul 2011, 00:13
yeah, she's yours bro... you win, I jelly, I go die
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Artstar 21 Jul 2011, 00:14
please.. people are not objects.. dude.. nobody belongs to anyone..
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Robert 21 Jul 2011, 00:16
what is wrong with you?
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deact_34587843 21 Jul 2011, 00:16
miales wyjsc..
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Robert 21 Jul 2011, 00:37
no i wyszedlem
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deact_34587843 21 Jul 2011, 00:37
ale wrociles!
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Robert 21 Jul 2011, 00:39
ale zaraz sobie pojde
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deact_34587843 21 Jul 2011, 00:41
nie idz :c
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Robert 21 Jul 2011, 00:41
poczulem sie gleboko dotkniety
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hayzee 21 Jul 2011, 00:13
for me: roba's new name is lazio
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nebu 21 Jul 2011, 01:23
thought the same :D
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RASHOMON 21 Jul 2011, 00:17
let's remain friends ?
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Henk 21 Jul 2011, 00:19
reversed Lazio scary :/
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Nkd 21 Jul 2011, 00:20
I have a boyfriend. It's not always a bad thing though
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adze 21 Jul 2011, 00:24
"You have to leave now."
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Wakizashiuk 21 Jul 2011, 00:24
I just told a fat girl i wasn't going to sleep with her precisely one minute ago. This is her response

Quote by Fat girlYou gonna bring your big horny c***k round here?


Quote by MeI only have one girl on my mind im affraid.


QuoteTold u ur all talk, fuk ya then u little fukwit! sure u aint after the old cock! u got it on a plate n turn it down!"


g5 don't settle for ugly.
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fishbot 21 Jul 2011, 10:17
g5 only settle for men
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RazZaH 21 Jul 2011, 00:25
"sry i break up with you because i love more the asshole-type of boy"

-_-
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Spero 21 Jul 2011, 12:50
BOOYA THAT WOULD BE ME
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DeMeNtEd 21 Jul 2011, 00:26
let's face it, no girl has ever said anything bad to me :)
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Nkd 21 Jul 2011, 00:28
you're prolly their best friend
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DeMeNtEd 21 Jul 2011, 00:30
im only joking of course. When I go out to night clubs and try to get girls, I talk to them for ages, then my stupid mates will come over and say this and that, and theyll look at me and say "nice try haha" and walk the fuck away. thats always annoying
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Nkd 21 Jul 2011, 00:33
lol nice friends you got :D
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DeMeNtEd 21 Jul 2011, 00:34
I know, it's getting bad. I think this week I'll go out myself and talk to some people and say, oh fuck I lost my friends, can you take me to bla bla then just get talking on the way, easiest way imo
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Nkd 21 Jul 2011, 00:38
well tell me if it works when you do it :D
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DeMeNtEd 21 Jul 2011, 00:39
well, I don't consider myself to be gorgeous, but naturally I am more at ease around girls anyway, my whole fucking family is female, all my cousins, sisters, the lot!! I think that helps me a bit :)
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Nkd 21 Jul 2011, 00:44
imo look is important, but ease and confidence is what really matters when you talk to girls.
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DeMeNtEd 21 Jul 2011, 00:46
yeah i'm sure i'm not FUCK ugly lol :D The girlfriends I've had have been alright like, they're just fucking crazy
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Niki0o 21 Jul 2011, 01:34
oh i feel you bro, friends at club are cockblocking so hard everytime.
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RazZaH 21 Jul 2011, 00:31
fucking +1 :D


they only say bad things about you, if they need your attention (-> if they like u)
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im a tree 21 Jul 2011, 00:40
"It's not that weird, it's only a little bit of blood, we'll be fine"

*shudders*
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Matjj 21 Jul 2011, 01:02
True captain also sails the red sea?
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HansoO 21 Jul 2011, 02:47
hahah, said that in german on top ;D
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Mayni 22 Jul 2011, 21:15
Everyones done it meez. Everyone. Next time man up, and get that cock bloody!
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miNd 21 Jul 2011, 00:54
"Oh, I'm 15 only by the way"

2‰
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Nkd 21 Jul 2011, 00:58
lol wtf do you go out :D ?
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miNd 21 Jul 2011, 01:02
No, i play ET 18/7, sleep rest of the time.
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Nkd 21 Jul 2011, 01:05
i wrote wtf as where the fuck, not what the fuck, sry :D .
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Matjj 21 Jul 2011, 01:00
what did u say? "np above the twelve decides for herself" ?
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miNd 21 Jul 2011, 01:04
Sober, no way.

More than 1‰, 15 year old is old enuff to decide herself

But u never get to know, lol.
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infect 21 Jul 2011, 01:33
in EST above 14 is allowed
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decem 22 Jul 2011, 03:42
where do you hang out? :DD
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miNd 22 Jul 2011, 03:46
Yeah, that totally has something to do with it.
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decem 22 Jul 2011, 03:49
so youre just going crazy whenever you see pussy?
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miNd 22 Jul 2011, 03:56
If good one, obviously.
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b4lu 21 Jul 2011, 01:03
"Wypierdalaj skurwysynu jebany!"
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LeFrancis 21 Jul 2011, 01:06
"Oh my god Francis it's too long"
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RazZaH 21 Jul 2011, 01:08
prolly ur moustache
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HIRVI 21 Jul 2011, 01:08
Your moustache?:D
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flR 21 Jul 2011, 08:50
was will sie denn mit ner maustasche?
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HIRVI 21 Jul 2011, 01:08
image: women_comic
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squAze 21 Jul 2011, 01:13
sad but true
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pupupup 21 Jul 2011, 01:21
Women dont know what they want.
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flR 21 Jul 2011, 08:48
truth hurts from time to time
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im a tree 21 Jul 2011, 10:18
This is why if you don't want to be friendzoned, you have to tactically be a dick.
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Henk 21 Jul 2011, 14:53
only sluts like dickheads tbh, if you wanna hook up with an actual nice girl, acting like a jerk isn't gonna work :p
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hattivatti 21 Jul 2011, 01:11
"Hmm. Two weeks after we've been to Germany?!"
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Jimriniho 21 Jul 2011, 01:12
"i wanna talk"
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Juize 21 Jul 2011, 01:32
saddest.. journal.. ever!

and no, thats not what she said, think about it.
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infect 21 Jul 2011, 01:37
Last night was fun and all, but we should remain friends.

From a one-nigh-stand it doesnt sound so bad, but it was a girl I really really liked.
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niSmO 21 Jul 2011, 02:13
"can we go horse-riding"
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fixxx3r 21 Jul 2011, 02:20
"stop playing ET"
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kaze 21 Jul 2011, 02:27
i love you
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INSTi 21 Jul 2011, 08:38
I don't wanna come a thousand times again honey and my favourite: I think my ass is bleeding
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Severus 21 Jul 2011, 09:15
"let's just make out"
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Rhand 21 Jul 2011, 09:20
"Make your own sandwich"
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shaun 21 Jul 2011, 09:22
im on my period
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fishbot 21 Jul 2011, 10:20
"no sex before marriage"
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Eddo 21 Jul 2011, 10:26
whats this thing called girl?
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strN 21 Jul 2011, 12:14
jestem pedalem
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darthmob 21 Jul 2011, 14:54
Well, worst thing is of course along the lines of "we can be just friends".


Most random thing: "damn, you are ugly!" from some random girl I had never seen before passing me on the sidewalk.
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Henk 21 Jul 2011, 14:56
"I think i just shat my pants"
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Thunderrr 21 Jul 2011, 15:30
"it's me, your sister"
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