facebook pokes

by sadFace • 4 Aug 2011, 19:41 • Journals
WTF is that poke shit about ?
some hot girl from school just sent me a poke some days ago (she got a boyfriend and I got a gf myself but who cares). I was like "wtf does she want" so I just poked back like it was nothing. But then she was like "Oh it seems like you like pokes ;)"

Does it mean something sexual or .. ? :{D

image: bootyassbum01wk6
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mini 4 Aug 2011, 20:43
yes, it means she wants your dick. badly
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defOK 4 Aug 2011, 20:43
GO and fuck her
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Kenzi 4 Aug 2011, 20:43
Fuck facebook, Google Plus is the future

ps: poke her clit
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phyZiC 4 Aug 2011, 20:43
poke her
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homiee 4 Aug 2011, 20:52
BEAT HER UP
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schNee 4 Aug 2011, 20:58
its teh internet - online - on line -
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fLoo 4 Aug 2011, 21:00
obviously journal worthy woah some random girl poked u @ fb i guess ur da macho or something
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sadFace 4 Aug 2011, 21:24
u just jelly man :>
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fLoo 4 Aug 2011, 21:38
wow u got me!
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IcEcrusT 4 Aug 2011, 21:08
insert your penis into her vagina
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Wesbo 4 Aug 2011, 21:09
She wants it in the ass
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Krii 5 Aug 2011, 00:50
ze wil hem in der reet!
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nevaeH 4 Aug 2011, 21:09
Putain arrête avec tes topics useless mec
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sadFace 4 Aug 2011, 21:27
le wut ? speak English and I may consider getting some care
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Boelon 4 Aug 2011, 21:20
She feels sorry for you.
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garin 4 Aug 2011, 21:22
POKE = FUCK

did have like 20 odd but deleted em, too much hassle!
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mamouth 4 Aug 2011, 21:25
sup with your lefthanded mousepad ?
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garin 4 Aug 2011, 21:29
pm darkrider ;D
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loazis 4 Aug 2011, 21:23
I think she's a Russian spy.
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Krii 5 Aug 2011, 00:50
That, or she is working for the Japanese Government (IT Section ofc)
He shouldve ignored her either way
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Micha 4 Aug 2011, 21:23
It's to drop a POKEball at someone!
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joey 4 Aug 2011, 21:29
got 32. all of them wanna fuck me.
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koosa 4 Aug 2011, 21:29
She's into S&M, will beat the living shit out of you.
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RASHOMON 4 Aug 2011, 21:35
It is usually said that after 20 pokes, you can get "into" her :>
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infernal 4 Aug 2011, 22:06
BUST A MOVE
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RazZaH 4 Aug 2011, 22:14
she is trolling
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Gifted 4 Aug 2011, 22:58
Some cute girl is been poking me too recently..
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homiee 5 Aug 2011, 00:42
you know what to do mate ;)
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Gifted 5 Aug 2011, 00:49
Enlighten me bitte!
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homiee 5 Aug 2011, 02:41
ok here's what to do. poke her back and if she's on fb chat, your opening line should be "wuk zitte gie ier feitelijk te doen ip je rute 7 om mien op facébook te duhen, iere vint, get terug"

nono, basicly you should just say hi and start something funny with the fact that she poked you. make it smart and not forced. also this is your only chance to talk to her without for a good reason (if you dont know her rly good)!!

MAKE IT COUNT
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Gifted 5 Aug 2011, 02:47
i just did BUT she denied it!!

e: she said she did it while sleeping, convo is rolling x

e: IM MAKING THIS SHIT COUNT
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homiee 5 Aug 2011, 02:50
hmm tough one!

maybe try..... asking why she is up so late :D ?
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Gifted 5 Aug 2011, 02:52
nice nice, she said cuz i was talking to her..
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homiee 5 Aug 2011, 02:55
ok, your on the right path!
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Gifted 5 Aug 2011, 02:56
Turns out she is a prostitute in her spare time.. not sure what to do now :s
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homiee 5 Aug 2011, 02:56
are you trolling me :(( ?
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Gifted 5 Aug 2011, 02:57
No i can provide logs lol..

e: the convo is dieng, she is backing of..
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homiee 5 Aug 2011, 02:58
show me :p
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Gifted 5 Aug 2011, 03:00
That would reveal mine & her identity, and we both know I dont want to do that. You just have to trust me on this one.. she is being talkative again btw, she likes holding hands & listening to music while staring at some blank wall.
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homiee 5 Aug 2011, 03:02
seems like she's on drugs :D

no srsly, if she's a real prostitute dude,

do not go there

but on the other hand, she got exp
hmm..
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Gifted 5 Aug 2011, 03:06
Hmm, turns out she was trolling me.. She is just a regular student going to some university soon. But ye maybe she is still experienced.. atleast she is openminded!
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homiee 5 Aug 2011, 03:08
looks like she likes you if she was trolling you :p


that's cool! that reminds me of my 6 re-exams :(

but gl dude
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Gifted 5 Aug 2011, 03:10
hehe, might be true. So the conclusion about this, well poking in general, is that if someone pokes you it means that he or she likes you. I'm pretty confident now & i'm going to roll her in slowly.

gl with the re-exams, i have none. x

& thankyou.
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homiee 5 Aug 2011, 03:17
yeh go for it

thx

good night you professional et player :)
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Gifted 5 Aug 2011, 03:21
didnt play active for about a year now :P, army you knowwwwwwwwwwwww.

i'm making her mine, boom boom.
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rsp 4 Aug 2011, 23:25
I got poked by some 15-year-old Italian model. Why?
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Sheep 5 Aug 2011, 00:05
...are you for real?
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loazis 5 Aug 2011, 00:51
As if you wouldn't turn towards the Crossfire community for totally awkward advice on social interaction with women via the Internet?!
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Hampuusi 5 Aug 2011, 00:39
how interesting
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Krii 5 Aug 2011, 00:49
means u have to check-in into her vagina
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