new drunken story #1

by gari • 7 Oct 2008, 09:57 • Journals
ok, i know it was monday and many ppl had to work but i care, it was kirmes in my village so i went to the pubs drinking with my football team early in the morning...later and later after some "stein / maß" i went more and more drunk, went to more and more pubs so more and more beer went into me...
but then, i saw the fucking nice girl living 5houses besides me and DAMN what a fucking nice ass *-* well talked much with her, still more and more beer came into me and i still went more and more drunk.
i guess it was around 12 o'clock in the evening she pissed off without walking with me -.-' BUT a girl was still in the pub (a good girlfriend of her) and well...drunk more and more with her, and then (she told me) about 3 o'clock in the morning we went to her because i was too drunk to go home ...

ok ....

it took a very long time ... well well... tried to sleep with her, i have no fucking clue if i had sex and i have no clue what happened everything...that were only rly little things i remember...

btw i have no fking clue what and how i wrote that.

flame on bb

your gari.
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Ati_ 7 Oct 2008, 10:58
It took you 7 min to write this journal.
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gari 7 Oct 2008, 10:58
ye? where did u know that?














super nanny?
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flushje 7 Oct 2008, 10:59
I think they call it brewers droop.
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okkoTamasuki 7 Oct 2008, 11:00
alcool sux smoke marijuana =D <3
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gari 7 Oct 2008, 11:02
lulz..the last time i smoked it i only felt on the next morning that im high...

went with no eat before to the "bockbierfest" (bockbier = beer with ~8% alc) and well...after 10beers i was so drunken and had to laugh after each hole i saw cuz of that marihuna !
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tEmplAr 7 Oct 2008, 11:03
drunken+stoned > drunken > stoned
rly i dont like beign stoned without beign drunken.. i am slowed as fuck and i have strange feeling on chest :P anyway better than nothing :D
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okkoTamasuki 7 Oct 2008, 11:06
because you dont smoke good ganja like blu berry , k2 or Jack errer with good purcentage of thc ;) . Ps: Ganja is good for teh smyle =D
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j0HN 7 Oct 2008, 11:02
Your going to have aids =[
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gari 7 Oct 2008, 11:03
wut? oh noes :( and what about with us? can we live with that problem?!
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Ati_ 7 Oct 2008, 11:05
You will die within 7 days.
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j0HN 7 Oct 2008, 11:06
Its a very big problem. waiting for a random aids picture.
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gari 7 Oct 2008, 11:06
accepted!
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gunar 7 Oct 2008, 11:05
u need to go to school more
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gari 7 Oct 2008, 11:07
noes i have holidays :) and this year my graduation!
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anzz 7 Oct 2008, 11:07
i tell you a litte secret:





































IT WAS A MAN
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rapture 7 Oct 2008, 11:18
well if u dunno if u had sex with her..just ask her...aids or baby incoming....u better know that before :-D
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gari 7 Oct 2008, 11:19
i still live in hope that i dindt has sex with her, because i saw her in the morning >.<'
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rapture 7 Oct 2008, 11:53
just visited your profile (u can add that to your achievements now :D) and saw following achievement:

best girlfriend ever! <33

could u declare that? xD
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gari 7 Oct 2008, 11:57
girlfriend is over o: too lazy to edit x))


but...hm...shall i do some uberpwner rl and online achievements? could lower my boreness..
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rapture 7 Oct 2008, 12:03
lol..never shout it out too loud (ad. best gf ever) ^^

:D
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gari 7 Oct 2008, 12:09
huh? didnt understand one word :D
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shepherd 7 Oct 2008, 11:56
Nothing is more epic than living in fear for next 2 months, waiting for that phone call.

^____^
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gari 7 Oct 2008, 11:58
made some expiriences with? ;p
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shepherd 7 Oct 2008, 11:58
Not really no sorry :(
Hf.
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gari 7 Oct 2008, 12:00
:/ what shall i do? learn the introductions of condoms by heart? <.<

shall i live with her?

shall i die?


damn im hungry -.-'
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shepherd 7 Oct 2008, 12:01
Talk with her.
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rapture 7 Oct 2008, 12:01
if so, pille-danach made me feel better -_-
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gari 7 Oct 2008, 12:02
did she take the pill?


i dont rly know something about her :'((
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rapture 7 Oct 2008, 12:05
just ask her ffs...she still could use the "pille-danach" (dunno the word in engrish).. and about aids: i couldnt care less....
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mstk 7 Oct 2008, 12:15
yeah that's indeed a shit situation and you can't do anything about it. If you have sorrows, talk with her about last evening. If nothing happend it's good, if something happend she should take the "pille danach" and you should use your brain and a condom next time, I know it's hard.

I wouldn't care about aids or other diseases but if you really have doubts go to a doctor of your trust and talk to him about your situation and do some testings to be fully aware you have nothing on the long sight.
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gari 7 Oct 2008, 12:19
the major problem is that i dont even know her, that something happened or not...if i see her again (hope so :s )
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mstk 7 Oct 2008, 12:25
ask the girl 5 houses beside you to get her number and best cover the whole story up a bit for her.
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gari 7 Oct 2008, 12:30
:/ hmkay but another problem: ive found a bitewound, its thick and "angeschwollen"...what to do against it?
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cRz 7 Oct 2008, 13:13
don't fuck her dog next time :S
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gari 7 Oct 2008, 13:32
it was a girl biting me....dno which girl but np4me.
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cRz 7 Oct 2008, 16:55
well thought you are so fucking drunken that you wasn't able to decide if it s a girl or a dog
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gari 8 Oct 2008, 11:08
well...she looks like so :s
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Otternase 7 Oct 2008, 13:26
nice story, thx for sharing!
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