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Post your greatest quotes including being called a cheater/funny quotes!! :D

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Quote KILLERBOY: Such a bad excuse it makes me lol, i mean losing your passport ... takes so long to make a new one? (1/2 hours max if you present id cards/bill or other shit) hi2u European Union. If he doesn't show up, roflmao... if he does
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Reky part of team kazakstan:

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(23:26:26) (@stormG|away) och jong delbar u bakkes gaak es in elkaar stampen als ge nog zo een groot muilke opzet gij en rhand samen in een zakske steken da gaak doen

(Rhand) hey
(Rhand) kan ik u demos krijgen?
(lioco) gaat is naar huis wtf
(lioco) :D
(lioco) Rhand
(lioco) gij zijt serieus ofwa ? :D
(Rhand) gaat is naar huis?
(Rhand) hoezo, ik zit thuis
(Rhand) en ik wil u demos ja
(lioco) :D
(lioco) weet gij waar gij die demos kunt steke ?
(lioco) in u gat jong, ga is op ettv zien wa is da

<Circus> Wa maakt da uit als ge 1x cheat in een public server
<Circus> Als Tom boonen met zijne brommer naar de bakker gaat dan cheat 'm toch ook nie he
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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[22:41] <Evilynn> wtf are u talking about
[22:41] <one4one|duNZ> about titfuck
[22:41] <Evilynn> so ur a cybersex-nerd? wtf serious business
[22:41] <Evilynn> are u black?
[22:42] <one4one|duNZ> ye
[22:47] <Evilynn> cmon i am so horny for u man
[22:47] <Evilynn> want some pics?
[22:47] <Evilynn> i am already touching myself seriously
[22:49] <one4one|duNZ> i hope you do understand
[22:49] <one4one|duNZ> that u are brainfucked
[22:49] <Evilynn> thahahahahaha xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[22:49] <Evilynn> opls gimme ur hard nigga dick
[22:49] <one4one|duNZ> im no nigga
[22:50] <one4one|duNZ> im afro american
[22:50] <Evilynn> I see, ur sensitive
[22:50] <Evilynn> I can understand, sorry then, gimme ur hard afro american dick in that case
[22:51] <Evilynn> a prolly i ruined all the hornyness now with my racist comment :<
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wise words coming from dunz
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Does she really think she's funny?
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prolly yes, somekind of fattits-humour or so, dunno
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too bad u can't laugh about urself :D
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haha I bet you have never get laid :DD haha :D
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well because a 18 year old kid with no relationship-experience says so, it must be true ofc ! .. go wank over ur anime/photoshopped girls :p

[fin]Turpa kiinni 18-vuotias lapsi, et oo ikinä nähny tissejä irl joten oo vaan hiljaa ..[/fin] k thx!
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haha :D I've been with my girl for a while :)
I do believe that a 30years old nerdpussy who's sending pics of her ugly tits over the internet has actually never got laid (you don't count your daddy) :)
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ugly, kay xD .. well believe what u want, I do not really care :p
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After your first reply, I believe you do care :)
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why, coz I added finnish stuff that was meant for another fintard? xD
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You know yourself :))
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Considering ur age, for a "while" means 2 weeks and then she can fuck off i guess.

"30 years old nerdpussy"', rofl, u'll be eating one like that in a few years.
Never talk about something u don't know nothing about untill u had one.

Edit: Oh btw did u REALLY check she's a girl? these days u can never be sure :)
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Well, I'm not 12 so that 2weeks is kind of stupid :)
I'm pretty sure I never want/will have a girl who's sending her pictures over the internet when she's over 30 (to some kids like me) :))
Just stating the facts here.
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+over 9000
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better not react on this in the future, because u failed miserably here
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not really... made Queen and me laugh like crazy, was worth it
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:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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No sir, it is I who has to thank you!
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where is your journal from 1st pic? can't find it
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Didn't even last 5 minutes.
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:DDDDDDDDDDDdddddddddddddddddd
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Quote kaazz on 04/08/07, 17:45:43 PM | Reply

pls who learned you to spam.

Mztik on 04/08/07, 17:48:19 PM | Reply

schnee
214 battalion m33z0riiiiiii: but you know, the keys are like right next to each other
220 H2k.SPAM gifty BD: holland is "right next" to england too, why you dont show up there by mistake!!


:(
hehe, gifty won.
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randomnigra: Are you a mixed or not?
NDL @ DND: no im all white
<@Evilynn> np I like taz's ass !
<@Evilynn> well it's a bit hairy, but i can help him shave, np
Quote[ 20:45 ] [@myMYM|Nemesis] brush my teeth then go to bed
[ 20:46 ] [@myMYM|Nemesis] then when I wake up, I'll shit, shower, get milk
[ 20:46 ] [@myMYM|Nemesis] then get notes after class
[ 20:46 ] [@myMYM|Nemesis] :)
[ 20:46 ] [@myMYM|Nemesis] prioritizing = win
[ 20:46 ] [@xeoxis] GReat plan
[ 20:46 ] [@myMYM|Nemesis] :D
[ 20:46 ] [+MILS0_0N] i dont have notes
[ 20:46 ] [@xeoxis] Or take a shit while in the shower
[ 20:46 ] [@myMYM|Nemesis] ROFL
[ 20:46 ] [@myMYM|Nemesis] I did that once
[ 20:46 ] [+MILS0_0N] The only thing i need is a laptop at school :d
[ 20:46 ] [@myMYM|Nemesis] got in some trouble with my dad
[ 20:46 ] [@xeoxis] 0_o
[ 20:46 ] [@myMYM|Nemesis] WHO THE FUCK CLOGGED THE DRAIN
[ 20:46 ] [@myMYM|Nemesis] gg


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(01:30:21) (+FiF|xeoxis) Green
(01:30:27) (triviabot) Time's up! The answer was: Green
(01:30:32) (+FiF|xeoxis) WHAT THE FUCK



Intelligent pm by United Kingdom Jizz:
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You are sleeping and i am not.

I am awake.

I am naked except for boxer shorts.

I need a piss,shit and a shave.

I am also hungry.

I need a drink.

I am going out soon to look at things for my car and to play pool.

I will miss you.

I hope you come online later.

I Love you.

JiZz.
Finland <@Thomm> dude, you cant hit her 600 miles away
Finland <@Thomm> since your penis is just 6 inches long
Belgium <@Rhand> im not gonna hit her with meh penis
Belgium <@Rhand> and 6 inches?
Belgium <@Rhand> use cm
Belgium <@Rhand> what are u, british?
Finland <@Thomm> 6cm?
Finland <@Thomm> :DDD
Finland <@Thomm> HAHAHA
Belgium <@Rhand> idiot :DD
nothing funny, move along people.
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AAHAHAHA :D
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owned ? :D:D:D:D

omg that made my night xDD
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srsly pwnd xD
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Locky as the person he is. he's a living quote. <3 Locky
Too many quotes of you, can't chose!
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emre: you have wallhack, i have aimbot, it´s equal!

flanni: he´s only doing it because he´s "E-hard"
Netherlands Woody

[20:31:05] Woody #target: u hv a small penis
[20:31.06] <This user is now offline>

clan Poland vision

<Ghost[OFF]> 6on6 med our server.

/q

[!] Connected
[!] Connected
[!] best.sponge joined in the allies team
[!] best.impe joined in the allies team

...(warmup)

[!] vision miZight was killed by best.impe's Thompson
[!] vision WAr was killed by best.impe's Thompson
Poland vision WAr: fu
Poland vision WAr: haxor
Poland vision WAr: bb
Poland vision Ghost: Impe
Poland vision zerohour: no aimbot
Poland vision zerohour: thx
Italy best sponge: xD
Italy best xAr: omg
[!] [!] vision WAr was killed by cVs'steve >AiA<'s Thompson
Poland vision WAr: all hax lol
[!] as logged as ref
[!] best xAr player kicked
Poland vision WAr: kurwa
[!] vision miZight was killed by best.sponge''s Thompson
[!] vision WAr was killed by best.sponge''s Thompson
Poland vision WAr: zajebie twoja stara
[!] cVs.steve >AiA< kicked
Italy best sponge: I smeel quote here xD
[!] best.Fly kicked
[!] best.rizz kicked
[!] best.sponge kicked

(all in warmup after 30sec of joining)

....(5mins later)

<Ghost[OFF]> 6on6 med+ / high our server /q

Europe qwl.gather

21:32 K-Am1go • etqw merc avi
21:33 Thomas` • better etqw merc avi :P
21:33 @[CB]Seanza • best etqw merc avi
21:33 K-Am1go • bestestest etqw merc avi
21:34 @[CB]Seanza • the best possible merc ever avi
Czech RepublicSpeedy-Bozar: lol lavus fucking pl hacker
¬ [00:46] <@bubu> Altough i am a bot [CB]KillerBoy has confessed, he has a small penis.
[00:48] <@bubu> tells [CB]KillerBoy , the only difference between your mother and a subway is that not EVERYBODY has ridden a subway.

¬ [20:45] <[141`o]Homer> you re from ET team?
[20:45] <`iR|HakkiJr> no I am iR

¬ [13:57] <+zusoul> heey,why is our team deleted from the maplist?!?

¬ [23:30] <@zerender> need the name of that song: "iiiiiiii i wanna mh mh iiiiiiii"

Find more @ my profile;)
vsay cheer "^7vio ^4// ^7amg: ^2okkkkkkk"
wait 50
vsay cheer "^7vio ^4// ^7amg: ^2adman"
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vsay cheer "^7vio ^4// ^7amg: ^2the cheater"
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vsay cheer "^7vio ^4// ^7amg: ^2adman plz gimme ur cheat"
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vsay cheer "^7vio ^4// ^7trey: ^2anything weird and you can leave"
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vsay cheer "^7vio ^4// ^7amg: ^2wannabe like u"

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say ^3sT^0/^7lolxx: ^2sure imo savak should get invite to next ec with skill low/med

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vsay Sorry "^7Nonix: ^2where is your head admina"

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vsay Sorry "^7Sublime ^s[^7Worm^s]: ^2and yesterday on ettv you sucked as hell, adman"

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vsay greatshot "^7EDiT^>-^7Kevin ^0STEELSERIES^2: k whatever"
wait 50
vsay greatshot "^7EDiT^>-^7Kevin ^0STEELSERIES^2: how come you sucked so hardcore @ ettv tuesday"
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vsay greatshot "^7EDiT^>-^7Kevin ^0STEELSERIES^2: polish"
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vsay greatshot "^7EDiT^>-^7Kevin ^0STEELSERIES^2: random"
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vsay greatshot "^7EDiT^>-^7Kevin ^0STEELSERIES^2: unknown"
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vsay greatshot "^7EDiT^>-^7Kevin ^0STEELSERIES^2: bye"
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vsay greatshot "^7EDiT^>-^7Kevin ^0STEELSERIES ^7disconnected"

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vsay greatshot "^7jetro^2: how come none of you guys is in team poland"
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vsay greatshot "^7jetro^2: you guys are full of talent & experience"

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vsay cheer "^1'^0decem^7/^152^1: ^2so who are u guys exactly?"
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vsay Sorry "^1'^0decem^7/^152^1: ^2some fakenickers or?"
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vsay Sorry "^1'^0decem^7/^152^1: ^2heh, wonder how no1 hasnt banned any of you yet"

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MINE FAVOURITE:

vsay oops "^0savak^7|^0Doc^7: ^2you should play pacman"

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Ladies and gentleman, I present you.... Finland ruoska!

(20:00:38) (iNm-ruoska) we dont have positions.. proper ones i mean, we like to improvise this is why we get steamrolled sometimes when the situation is so wierd that we cant assemble proeprly
(20:01:18) (iNm-ruoska) could be also cuz we have changed tax so much
(20:01:26) (iNm-ruoska) supply is like only map where every1 knows where to be
(20:01:32) (iNm-ruoska) well mostly on grush too
(20:01:36) (iNm-ruoska) and delivery
(20:01:39) (iNm-ruoska) and bremen
(20:01:46) (iNm-ruoska) radar sometimes too
(20:02:02) (iNm-ruoska) actually we have tax... sometimes ppl just dont remember it
(20:02:17) (iNm-ruoska) actually im rly confused
(20:02:19) (iNm-ruoska) do we have tax?

<@ruoska`> :D did u go were been at lan ?

[15:17] loazis: im horny
[15:18] ruoska`: me too
[15:18] ruoska`: but my classmate is even more
[15:18] ruoska`: watched porn in the middle of class again
[15:19] ruoska`: im like trying to learn something from the teacher but i can see his screen next to me . WHORES GAGGING as title and some whore taking soem dick in her throat
[15:20] ruoska`: my classmate is nigger too
[15:20] ruoska`: i dont know hows that related to anything

[17:16] ruoska: lolwtfbbq
[17:16] loazis: lol
[17:16] loazis: wut
[17:16] ruoska: IM SO GETTING LAID TONIGHT :OOOOOOOOOOOOO
[17:16] ruoska: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[17:17] loazis: congratulations
[17:17] ruoska: thanks!
[17:17] loazis: try not to fuck it up
[17:17] ruoska: yesterday i didnt have protection with me
[17:17] loazis: noob
[17:17] ruoska: these girls came to mcdonalds yesterday... at 22.00 something
[17:17] ruoska: they had a party somewhere
[17:18] ruoska: so we went there with few of my friends
[17:18] ruoska: D:
[17:18] ruoska: i think i was kissing with the same girl for hours
[17:18] loazis: i think i'll have to inform crossfire about this
[17:19] ruoska: :::D
[17:19] ruoska: dont plz
[17:19] ruoska: you may quote me in ur profile but no posts
[17:19] loazis: even more reason now D:"DD:DDD"D"D:D:DDDddddd
[17:19] ruoska: :::::d OMG I TRUSTEDS YOU
[17:19] ruoska: MY BEST FRIEND

ruoska found another girl OMG:

kassu says:
hÄHÄHÄH
kassu says:
sup
kassu says:
yo man
kassu says:
sup
kassu says:
i met a FUCKIN HOT GIRL AND SHE LIKES ME WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[...]
lars says:
that pic you sent me
lars says:
had her email adress
lars says:
i added her
lars says:
just told her you want to
lars says:
fuck her
lars says:
: D
kassu says:
wtf
kassu says:
wtf
kassu says:
wtf
kassu says:
wtwf
lars says:
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
kassu says:
seriously
kassu says:
gtfo
lars says:
hahaha
kassu says:
YOU FUCKING LIED
kassu says:
JESUS
lars says:
:~D
kassu says:
U GAVE ME A FUCKING HEART ATTACK
kassu says:
OH GOD
kassu says:
HOLY DIVER
you're my idol :D
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India rahul : By the way, I might have to minimize every now and again because im having quite an important social conversation on msn right now

<coenii> isn't wales with monster of Fog ness ore something?


SAN08 Patriot: fuck your died grand father
SAN08 Patriot: and have fun btw

Owzo: Thanks for playing
d.sol: Thanks for cheating

got some more but they arent worthy! :D

EDIT: <TEKN0> skilled etmerc avi

EDIT#2: <`Speaker> I was out last night right, thought i'd done pretty well seein as she was in eastenders! Got this girls number n everything, then the next day my mate told me she was 14... XD

EDIT#3:
22:44.05       +`SpeaKer: owzo
22:44.07       @owzo: `SpeaKer
22:44.13       +`SpeaKer: whats this quote then :p
22:44.15       @owzo: xD
22:44.25       @owzo: well, i spose i needed it to be a vent recordin
22:44.58       +`SpeaKer: wasnt when i said i was on a paedo spree is it? xD
22:45.26       +`SpeaKer: or last nite when i said i wished jade goody wud hurry up and die cos i missed the tits on the front of the paper
22:45.45       @owzo: EDIT #3
SAN08 Patriot: fuck your died grand father
SAN08 Patriot: and have fun btw

hahahahahah
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:DD
wernt you playin in that game bakker joop? :D
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if it was the ettv game yes i was :D
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cant remember, its in my cfg :O)
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you haz george 4 man
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French retard at his best
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omg u fuckin sly bastard xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
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<@tekn0> MY DADDY ABUSED MY NO NO ZONE AGAIN LASTNIGHT BAAAAAAAW
Evilynn sagt:
I heard they´re little monsters when awake, and quite dangerous
Evilynn sagt:
and that they stink
Bas sagt:
just like men
this you call as greatest quote? poor you! this quote is just contemptible
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actually I took just a random quote ^^
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so you took retarded random one
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yup if u think so ^^
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think so?!
hell yeah!
and i feel sorry for you, if you think its funny or something
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Why do u think I would be interested about how u feel or what u think?!
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did I say so? I am not interested in your interested in my feelings tbh.
i just thought (wrong) that you will start to think about that quote and will PROBABLY admit (you would really think more than you do now imo) thats it crap.. fail, you didnt do so
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So it's only the abusive humour funny? Kk....
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no, reversely
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too much to paste rly :<
u35.Silent LEGEND: Dave, why the fuck are you spawnkilling, when none of them spawns ?!
mD/saggi was blasted by u35.Bloody LEGEND's support fire
mD/Sturl4ny was blasted by u35.Bloody LEGEND's support fire
mD/Hitman was blasted by u35.Bloody LEGEND's support fire
hey bbz
Sent by Rebelii on Friday 17th October 2008, 17:58
hei bbz i tink u r very atractiv, asl ??,

bbz r u touchin urselve yets
i got one of u lolololz
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bollocks hav ya! i am never less than kind, considerate and cautious in what i say online!
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HOLY TITS I'M IN THIS JOURNAL
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Uri Geller:

tekn0 will create the gayest journal ever at Tuesday 3rd March 2009, 23:14
Your journal about masculine_mans how we reject you to join our clan :D
vsay cheer "^0(^7renok^0) ^7kurwa ostatnio gram bez wh";
vsay cheer "^0(^7renok^0) ^7ide myslalem ze nikogo nie ma bo nic przez sciane nie widac";
vsay cheer "^0(^7renok^0) ^7a tu BOM";
vsay cheer "^0(^7renok^0)^7 XD";

&

vsay cheer "^0(^7renok^0) ^7 no sorry";
vsay cheer "^0(^7renok^0) ^7 nie rozumiem";
vsay cheer "^0(^7renok^0) ^7 jak mozna";
vsay cheer "^0(^7renok^0) ^7 czitowac";
image: easier
image: playLANathome

and that cod ec are the best ones
http://www.crossfire.nu/?x=clan&mode=item&id=561

biggest quote-database on xfire!!:D:D woohoo!
Jackie seems to have so much anger in him! :DDD
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rofl @ jacky raging ^^ also pro english :D
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Best quotes ever.
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aegruS.jACKIE: your dead mother with cancer on her tits with black hair on it. You cocksucking peace of shit i'll put a cockring around ur moms neck and piss in her behind while ur dad is eating steak and fistfucking himself

win
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Must be amazing to join the server while jACKIE is raging :D
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lol love this one :P

[10:34] [TGS`miTTi] ken>barbie
[10:35] [ovr-irZ] girls > boys
[10:36] [TGS`miTTi] naked yes
(21:56:42) (clouver) 3 words.
(21:56:44) (clouver) fuck you


(11:06:30) (@mod|fuchs) 40 cm around my biceps every girl wanna touch
in may profile :p
ziomekpvp : u are noobs in cup and u talking about ur nick we more knowed then u so stfu lowtard:[
humM3L: English?

rahul: not too drunk
rahul: just
rahul: drunk
rahul: :D

pansy: mAv you actually look normal =O


[15:34] <toxiccccc`i> fuck ur mom
[15:34] <toxiccccc`i> fuck ur bro
[15:35] <toxiccccc`i> fuck ur family
[15:35] <toxiccccc`i> fuck ur dad
[15:35] <toxiccccc`i> fuck ur gayness
[15:35] <toxiccccc`i> fuck everything that was ever associated to u
[15:35] <toxiccccc`i> fuck ur life
[15:35] <toxiccccc`i> fuck ur dick
[15:35] <toxiccccc`i> fuck ur boyfriend
[15:35] <toxiccccc`i> screw u

ToX: yes, i dreamt about u last night, and i believe we belong together, and i cant spend more than 1 minute not thinking about u as i think u and i are so soul mates. I weap at every second that goes by that u are not here by my side. i love you flavio and i cant imagine what life would be like without u...

ToX: actually i can, it will be a WHOLE lot better
ofc i dont miss u fag


(22:54:32) ( sL`mAv) i hate writing your name btw =[
(22:54:41) ( +KiL|3rBoY) sL`mAv
(22:54:44) ( +KiL|3rBoY) ill show you a trick
(22:54:49) ( +KiL|3rBoY) press
(22:54:54) ( +KiL|3rBoY) Ki
(22:54:58) ( +KiL|3rBoY) then press TAB
(22:55:02) ( +KiL|3rBoY) MAGIC
(22:55:05) ( sL`mAv) KiL|3rBoY
(22:55:08) ( sL`mAv) KiL|3rBoY
(22:55:09) ( +KiL|3rBoY) magic!
(22:55:11) ( sL`mAv) KiL|3rBoY
(22:55:11) ( sL`mAv) KiL|3rBoY
(22:55:11) ( sL`mAv) KiL|3rBoY
(22:55:11) ( sL`mAv) KiL|3rBoY
(22:55:11) mode: ( fusen) sets mode ( +b *!*[email protected].*)
(22:55:11) This ( *!*[email protected].*) ban affects: ( sL`mAv)
(22:55:11) quit: ( sL`mAv) ( [email protected]) (Killed (*.quakenet.org (You are violating network rules, ID:12976613)))
(22:55:14) ( +KiL|3rBoY) LOL
(22:55:18) ( tm-Azz4ro) haha
(22:55:18) ( +KiL|3rBoY) owned :D:D;d;D
(22:55:26) ( Thomm) KiL|3rBoY finally got someone banned :DDD

mAv: im i allowed to play ec?
kiewan: sexy people are insta EC skill, go for it babe<3

beggin: Favourite food?
rollstone: Coffee
Quotetwnzyy: Fasolka heeft dikke tieten :D
LoL thats just sick :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
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:P becareful what you write in irc ^^
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I should yeah. Still its sick to quote me. I didn't know about it to!
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ohm i'm sorry :<
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haha :D mee vittuun luuseri..
[00:58] <@[sWat]on3md> double-click on you favourite color #sWat.clan #sWat.clan #sWat.clan #sWat.clan #sWat.clan #sWat.clan
[00:58] * chmpp ([email protected]) has joined #sWat.clan
[00:58] * mAv ([email protected]) has joined #sWat.clan
[00:58] <mAv> thats quite clever lol
[00:58] <@[sWat]con> ahahah
[00:58] <@[sWat]con> :D
[00:59] * [sWat]fabio sets mode: +vv mAv chmpp
[00:59] <+mAv> how did you do that tho lol
[00:59] <@[sWat]on3md> :D
[01:02] * Vanhaomena ([email protected]) has joined #sWat.clan
[01:02] * Vanhaomena ([email protected]) has left #sWat.clan
[01:02] * Vanhaomena ([email protected]) has joined #sWat.clan
[01:02] <+Vanhaomena> nice trick they all lead here!!!!!!!!!!!
Rhand: i actually got an invite for a party from a girl
Jeeeeeeeeeeeez, give it a rest!
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butchji: wtf? I owned lan
<_evan> why bother, whoever applies wont even make the top 10
<_evan> waste of money even going there
<Ronner> _evan so having fun is a waste of money.. ok
<Aramusha> He bought a cheat to have fun.
<Aramusha> Was that wasting money?
<Ronner> touche

(23:57:18) (snd`kiss) Dunno how expensive a whore is
(23:57:24) (@ng) :F
(23:57:31) (snd`kiss) ^^
(23:57:36) (@FlyingDJ) 180 dollars will get you some fine material.
Aristo: et merc avi high
slarto: kävin ostaa css:n
slarto: ja kysyttiin papereita
[22:56] <@Rep`TheoDor> http://www.youjizz.com/videos/alexis-texas-gets-her-big-ass-wet-fucked-9877.html
[22:56] <@Rep`TheoDor> nom nom nom nom nom
[22:56] <@DeziRe> Web Site Blocked by NETGEAR Firewall
[22:56] <@Rep`TheoDor> HAHAHAHAHA
[22:56] <@Rep`TheoDor> owned by the internet
[22:57] <@Rep`TheoDor> dude you are missing heaven
[22:59] <@DeziRe> then gimma a title
[22:59] <@DeziRe> without words like
[22:59] <@DeziRe> fuck
[22:59] <@DeziRe> sex
[22:59] <@DeziRe> porn
[22:59] <@DeziRe> the obvious ones you know
[22:59] <@Rep`TheoDor> sry that i cant find porn movies with "happy friends school" title
HOW THE FUCK YOU GOT THAT, WHAT THE HELL
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i stalk you obviously
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how did you get it? XD afaik it wasnt a public chan was it? :c
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nah it was public i just remember reading it and i thought it was hilarious so i log'd it <3
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oh oke, i thought it was private, that was why i was so surprised :P
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"Taking cocaine makes you have an ego and think just about yourself, I guess it's what it's like to be you"

"welcome back James May of esports :D"

"I wonder if SK would be happy knowing some immature 20-yr old punk is trying to go around acting smart; instead giving them a bad image via ridiculous, biased and opinionated slander."

" I heard he bit into his ethernet cable and trashed his router when _evan start talking about CoD again"

"I'm not the gay one here, so no ;-) and to think people in the ET scene idolize you, wait until i tell them you're a sex crazed gender bender :-D"

"I was going to vote for mymym.com as best esport coverage site, but I won't do it anymore after reading this article... "

Copy and paste from my profile.
<TR`Anaconda`gtv> ET merc avi jaaaa ganz geil !


[23:40:52] [HIGHBOTHUMM3L] i got a question
[23:40:53] [KiL|3rBoY] sup
[23:41:00] [HIGHBOTHUMM3L] when we add a player who played allready quali but they lost
[23:41:05] [HIGHBOTHUMM3L] they are allowed?
[23:41:07] [HIGHBOTHUMM3L] i think yes or
[23:41:17] [KiL|3rBoY] yes
[23:42:55] [HIGHBOTHUMM3L] we have a problem with 1 player
[23:42:57] [HIGHBOTHUMM3L] hes to inactive
[23:43:00] [HIGHBOTHUMM3L] we playing all days :p
[23:43:02] [HIGHBOTHUMM3L] but he cant
[23:43:09] [HIGHBOTHUMM3L] so prolly we pickup 1 of the old guys also about cc5
[23:43:13] [KiL|3rBoY] you are inviting criatura ?
[23:43:17] [HIGHBOTHUMM3L] :-D
[23:43:23] [HIGHBOTHUMM3L] you should play lotto


20:12:14 +gtv`arni: arni war gesoffen
20:12:32 +gtv`arni: jetzt hab ich kopfscherzen


[@`Snake] gtv`skooli
[@`Snake] there is still a bug in gtv :<
[@gtv`skooli] NO WAI
[@`Snake] YES !
[@gtv`skooli] arnis fault
[@`Snake] need screenie? oO
[@`Snake] k gonna spam arni asap
[@gtv`skooli] good idea


[20:30] <gtv`otter> scowl etqw macht voll bock wenn man es ein bisschen kann :D
[20:33] <scowl> also macht es dir noch kein spaß oder?
[20:34] <scowl> oder gtv`otter
^0hx^7^^0seNti ^dalphacool^7: ^2 ich bin gebanned und das war auch fair so
^0hx^7^^0seNti ^dalphacool^7: ^2 hatte 6 monate etbot an
<fuZ> omg ya une araignée volante chez moi

translate : omg that is a fly spider in my house


best quote 4ever ! : DDDDDDDDD
Quote by [email protected]omg i wanna go to battery this summer
England Starzi: I have played all versions there are of delivery. I will show you nice defense positions when I finished downloading it.

United States of America Bender: Gimme your biggest, strongest, cheapest drink.

Finland Ruoska [on wednesday, 23.07.2008]: I think we gotta play vs. a mixed tonight, not many clans pracc on fridays

Spain SIC: when i die in RL, i hope i will respawn near my house. i hate long travels

copy & paste from my profile ofc =X
Italy mtvm on 31/08/07, 17:36:45 PM | Reply

Ovie is a good rifle.
When he is able to own is nerves, he will be in top 5 rifles.
He doesnt play et since 4 years, so he needs time to learn to selfcontrol.
Some cdc clan, Take him and give him some trusts.
With my old clans i always discovered talents, i have good eye and believe me, ovie is A TALENT

Norway Lakaii ! zegt:
ey ovie
you want to teach me how to play et?

Israel <aero`Terry`> i've been hearing ur name like 20 times a day, i heard u played against jews clan ins and totaly raped them
Israel <aero`Terry`> 1 guy said ur best hacker in the et community , other said ur the next best rifle :D

Canada Sublime [anim]: oviruku

Netherlands <rbnt> je was me wel erg hard aan t rapen 2e sd2 ronde :{
Netherlands <rbnt> vieze vent

Netherlands SupersuM.Jackie : girls arent important in life
Netherlands SupersuM.Jackie : pwnage is!

Switzerland <^DabSter> fucking hoes
Switzerland <^DabSter> i dont have the ovietrice pimpskillz

Netherlands kADIR says:
ik wil telkens naar youtube.com
Netherlands kADIR says:
maar automatisch typ ik youporn.com :<

Anonymous <Loekino> owhja.. ik ga niet slapen, ga alleen in mn bed springen en denken over wat mn volgende posts worden


much much more in my profile :p
I thought this thread was about real quotes..

"To find yourself, think for yourself" - Socrates

"I think, therefore I am" - Descartes
you don't know xfire, my friend
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butchji - They are pretty ownage. fJAELLRAEVEN has a better aim than any top player I've played so far.
mAna on 08/02/09, 16:29:05 : masculine mans will overrun these guys.
ENSAM on 08/02/09, 16:29:40 : NOT WITHOUT CHMPP :(((((((((((((((((((
mAna on 08/02/09, 16:46:05 : omg where is chmpp then? :o
ENSAM on 08/02/09, 16:55:22 : pc probs
mAna on 08/02/09, 16:56:22 : :(
ENSAM on 08/02/09, 16:56:47 : dont worry slarto will replace him
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