DEATH BY CAFFEINE

by ScarZy • 21 Jan 2010, 18:16 • Journals
So all you nerds that drink soft drinks like myself:

http://www.energyfiend.com/death-by-caffeine
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Demz0r 21 Jan 2010, 18:21
It would take 392.52 cans of Coca-Cola Classic to put you down.

I doubt that will be the cause of my death when the time comes.
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HansoO 21 Jan 2010, 18:22
Gulp down 109.17 cups of Brewed Coffee and you're history.
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INSTi 21 Jan 2010, 18:52
or 3 liters of vodka :p
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HansoO 21 Jan 2010, 18:56
true :D
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INSTi 21 Jan 2010, 21:51
solange du nicht so endest ist alles gut xd http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QStGcCUkqEk
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HansoO 21 Jan 2010, 21:54
oh lord! da müssen noch einige milliarden gehirnzellen vorher weg :D
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ScarZy 21 Jan 2010, 18:22
Checkout 'Redline' under the US one.
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sm0keninja 21 Jan 2010, 18:22
111.97 cups of Brewed Coffee + You = Death.

I drink about 4 per day so nothing to worry about
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Vanhaomena 21 Jan 2010, 18:23
Wtf. It says I'd be dead after 70 cups of coffee. I've drunk way more than that during my life and I'm still alive. That site sucks
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ScarZy 21 Jan 2010, 18:24
In one sitting
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Shuki 21 Jan 2010, 18:42
So are we not counting the inevitable stomach rupturing that would occur upon consuming such a large quantity of liquid?
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ScarZy 21 Jan 2010, 20:43
No we are not.
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AsKoo 21 Jan 2010, 18:25
drinking them in a row dude
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HansoO 21 Jan 2010, 18:25
In one sitting
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spng 21 Jan 2010, 18:23
Gulp down 104.98 cups of Brewed Coffee and you're history.

i think i already drank all these cups and i'm still alive ^.^
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AsKoo 21 Jan 2010, 18:23
After 150.47 bottles of Red Bull Energy Shot, you'd be pushing up daisies
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johNny_ 21 Jan 2010, 18:23
After 131.66 cans of Red Bull, you'd be pushing up daisies.
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FoaMeA 21 Jan 2010, 18:24
Sick!

Drink Sprite and 7up and Coke Caffeine Free
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ScarZy 21 Jan 2010, 18:25
What's coke caffeine free like?
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FoaMeA 21 Jan 2010, 18:26
I don't know. Should try it out. After all, I won't die. :D
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ScarZy 21 Jan 2010, 18:28
Flavor wise
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jonas 21 Jan 2010, 18:32
tastes like shit
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crook 21 Jan 2010, 18:34
you know what shit tastes like?
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jonas 21 Jan 2010, 18:37
yeh, some friends of mine once replaced my frikandell with a piece of shit
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Nonix 21 Jan 2010, 18:48
english humour :D
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pAuZ 21 Jan 2010, 18:33
it isn't bad at all. tastes 99% the same as normal coke. it just doesn't taste as full as coke. almost like coke but a little bit warmer ^^
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HansoO 21 Jan 2010, 18:26
Coke Zero :DDDDD
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woot 21 Jan 2010, 20:11
seriously ? i was just thinking zero=no sugar
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HansoO 21 Jan 2010, 21:12
oh, mmhhh. not sure. im not a cola-drinker :D
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woot 21 Jan 2010, 21:47
i m not a zero drinker , so not sure either
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Mayni 22 Jan 2010, 23:15
..like shit.
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crook 21 Jan 2010, 18:25
Dead by a cafeine streak, sounds awesome
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devix 21 Jan 2010, 18:25
You could drink 318.38 cans of Coca-Cola Classic before croaking.
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Fasolka 21 Jan 2010, 18:26
It would take 55.17 cups of starbucks grande iced espresso to put you down.

0,0
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nicon 21 Jan 2010, 19:27
i found out your weight
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Fasolka 21 Jan 2010, 21:37
smart :O
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nicon 21 Jan 2010, 23:32
extraordinarily
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goldfarmer 21 Jan 2010, 18:29
You could drink 3.76 cans of Red Bull before croaking.

e: It would take 2180.66 cans of Coca-Cola Classic to put you down.
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evan 21 Jan 2010, 18:29
It would take 440.49 cans of Coca-Cola Classic to put you down.
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baMs 21 Jan 2010, 18:30
WHY THERE ISNT ES OMFGGGGGG >:(

e: mountain dew does contain caffeine ?
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wAiiit 21 Jan 2010, 18:31
Gulp down 2106.52 glasses of Chocolate Milk and you're history.
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D4ve 21 Jan 2010, 18:55
2858.84 glasses of Chocolate Milk + You = Death.
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wAiiit 21 Jan 2010, 19:38
fat guy :x
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D4ve 21 Jan 2010, 19:39
not realy, i lost some kilos ^^
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Panda 21 Jan 2010, 18:32
You could drink 59.25 cans of Monster before croaking.

After 231.20 cans of Dr Pepper, you'd be pushing up daisies.
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jonas 21 Jan 2010, 18:33
Gulp down 67.71 cans of Monster and you're history.
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HansoO 21 Jan 2010, 18:33
Dr. Pepper <3
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Panda 21 Jan 2010, 18:54
You wouldn't <3 it though after drinking 8 x 2litre bottles in just over 2 days :) Was shitting dr pepper for a week :D
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HansoO 21 Jan 2010, 18:56
oioiioioi, that sounds weird. :<

too bad we dont have it here anymore :<
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Panda 21 Jan 2010, 19:30
I only drink 1 can max a day now :D
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ImmaRabbit 21 Jan 2010, 18:34
There's no caffeine in Sprite, so you'll live...

guess i pwn u all
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Sa7z 21 Jan 2010, 18:34
After 471.02 cans of Coca-Cola Classic, you'd be pushing up daisies.

It would take 101.56 cans of Monster to put you down

rofl :D
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INSTi 21 Jan 2010, 18:39
youd get diabetis before that stuff could kill you xd
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ScarZy 21 Jan 2010, 20:45
You like Coca-Cola too?!
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Sa7z 21 Jan 2010, 23:12
dont drink it much anymore, more on the lights now :D
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Sephiroth 21 Jan 2010, 18:39
After 9000.00 ES, you'd be the KING OF THE WORLD.
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rize 21 Jan 2010, 18:40
neva drink that shit
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Nonix 21 Jan 2010, 18:42
It would take 30.09 cans of Rush! Energy to put you down.
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EURUZZz 21 Jan 2010, 18:57
what, r u like 10 kg? : DDDDDDDDDD
It would take 240.74 cans of Rush! Energy to put you down.
i'm about 80 kgs: DDD
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Aniky 21 Jan 2010, 18:49
olol :D

After 327.10 cans of Coca-Cola Classic, you'd be pushing up daisies.
Gulp down 146.56 shots of Espresso and you're history.
It would take 37.62 bottles of KX Energy Drink to put you down. <-- need to try that one :D
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EURUZZz 21 Jan 2010, 18:54
Try extra killer: after u wake up, drink coffee and right after that smoke a cigarette then eat if want and see how many months/years u can do it before u end up totally fucked in the hospital.
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EURUZZz 21 Jan 2010, 18:55
coffee -> red bull : DDDDDDDDDDDD
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vaGgi 21 Jan 2010, 19:12
It would take 305.29 cans of Coca-Cola Classic to put you down.
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number1dad 21 Jan 2010, 19:18
No Sparks, Tilt, or Joose :(
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LD 21 Jan 2010, 19:19
You could drink 2557.91 cups of Hot Cocoa before croaking.
Got to piss first I bet!

You could drink 85.26 cans of Go Girl Energy Drink before croaking.

GO GIRL!
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Eddo 21 Jan 2010, 19:26
It would take 2382.37 Kit Kat Bars to put you down.
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nicon 21 Jan 2010, 19:29
wow, you could kill a hamster with 1 bottle of rb energy shot
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Voidd 21 Jan 2010, 20:11
Gulp down 146.56 shots of Espresso and you're history.

Good thing I only drink 4 or 5 per day.
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Viperish 21 Jan 2010, 20:51
EI OO EEÄSSÄÄ VOI VITTU EN TIE PALJO VOIN OTTAA :((((((((




547.15 Headshot, you'll be pushing up daisies. YOU CANT KILL MEH >:)
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