You Got Game?

How do you rate at hooking up or flirting with the opposite sex? (or whichever way you swing) What's your track-record like?

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I'll die a virgin.
Getting a woman would require going outside, so yeah that's probably gonna happen ;D
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Certain women can be bought! There's always hope
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Sent by InfernaL on Thursday 31st July 2008, 21:35
ey so are you a girl then or not ? ;o

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Could always go for that.
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Slightly disturbing to read as I eat my cereal :D
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;o what cereal are you eating? ;)
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Cookie Crisp!
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I got crunchy nut. I win!
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got alrdy a gf who's name is vita ;)
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first i read your comment, i thought: "what!? a girl named vista?! Oô"
thankfully it's just vita!
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im not that geek :D
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mid+ obviously
youll die as a virgin!
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you should put mid+ lower than "Not great but could be worse" because its like low- nowadays!
i'll die a virgin :I
I do okay.
Blank vote
I'll die a virgin
And now implement some ignore-function :<
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its because of you >:D
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Only guy who puts casanova to the shame is Fel
Iam like the biggest womanizer here on Xfire and to be honest the sexiest ET-Playa alive ;]
not by that pic :D
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you have no idea ;]
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love yourself? :D
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of course, you dont?
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Best dancer I've ever met.
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You are good aswell ;)
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Foonr is pretty good too :D remember?
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oh yeah xDDDDDDDD
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sryz, i am
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"I only fuck with the best" orsmth:P (your shirt @ CDC3)
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mid+ womanicer
I put Casanova to shame.
everybody is med+ nowadays
I put Casanova to shame :XD

Toyota, why dont you tell us your secret with the fat and hot girl :DDD
You should've voted for 'I'll die a virgin' - more fitting for you.
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ok Toyota...
remove my warning points plz :(
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i expected more mid+ votes
i'm so fucking pro at it ;)
"How do you rate at hooking up or flirting with the opposite sex?"

What about gay people?
Edited.

Guess we're not PC enough for you guys.
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Oh, I'm not one, was just saying
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I wonder what you voted :D
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I voted mid+!
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Crossfire mid+ !
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Real mid+ foo'.
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Add options : Pimpin' dem hoes.

Definitely need that.
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Honestly though, probably somewhere between okay and mid+, but I guess closer to the latter.

The Casanova option is a more refined version of your suggestion!
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I voted "I do okay" : [
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i put casanova to shame!
i has very much game
u impress them with ur uber pro leet busting skills, or with ur nolifing? :X
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during summer i hibernate, during winter - i live
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I'll die a virgin
actually I talk with a lot of girls, tho I haven't gotten in their pants for quite a while now, so I'd say Not great but could be worse :c
you can get in edge's pants
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been there, done that (without any problems!)
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it seems i have failed at the first hurdle :(
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I was thinking the same ;<
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fra the womanizer ;)
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pas autant que toi ;d!
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I giggled xD
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i put casanova to shame!
The guy on the video got owned..

1st he was showing his 'muscled arms' LOOOOLLL ya wauw you amaze me with them.. I hope for him he wasn't trying to show off with that..

2nd he was wearing flip flops with white socks lol :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


gg wp bb the guy should surely vote:

Quote I'll die a virgin:
ha nice vote for the crossfire looser user :D 16year old kids gonna vote :" im better then casanova , but i still dont have my shamehair :( "
shamehair XD
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I don't want your shamehair :S
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Shamehair :D
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shamehair ROFL PULZA :_DDDDDDDDDDDDD
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After over 3 years of being single, I finally have a "girlfriend" again. Nothing serious yet but definitely some love in the air!

I voted "Not great but could be worse" .
oki, so now go and make some crossfire department comics :<<<
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mid+ ... but atm i put casanova to shame -> 3 girls atm in 3 different city's xD
Could be worse. That 37 year old could have been 47...
agree, that 30-35 year old wasnt necessarily so old!
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Mine told me she was 34, but she was actually 37...

What the fuck is the difference? As a 20 year old myself, at least tell me you're 29 so I can't keep some dignity in tact.
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I didnt even ask her age, but I guess it was something like 30-35. I hadnt been so drunk and stoned for a long time so as she was waving her body on the dancefloor, all I could think of would be she sucking my dick. I realised she was quite old, but in the morning I really realised it, though she was still good looking, old, but good looking. and my profile age is real :d
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I'll die a virgin!

nobody will ever penetrate me anuz!
mid/mid+ :D
same skill as ET's so I put Casanova to shame.
netcoders provide haxes even for reallife? o_O
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It's called GHB.
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Is it the date-rape-drug? Which you put on girls drinks?
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you have to put it in!
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No, _I_ don´t have to :)
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I put Casanova to shame!!
I put Casanova to shame ofc
Not great but could be worse.
haha how many virgin out there
I voted 1st option for sol, coz sol already voted "casanova" for me.
med+ i guess. did ok before but now i got a girlfriend now so no effort required!!
Not great but could be worse
I'll die virgin fosho!
na ill fuck u be4 u die
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Does anyone see what he said. If anyone needs proof that he's gay this is it!
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depends... u could be a girl for all we know ;)
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i do preety okay considering there isnt many gays where i live
I was struggling between "I do okay" and "mid+" for a while until I realised the girl I was dating a month ago decided to fuck off home, instead of staying with me.

That prompted me to vote "I do okay". :(
Bastard. :(
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I dont understand the question.
Everyone in the internetz is high+++ with girls.

EDIT: Why there is no "I am gay" -option. Or is the blank for that?
Not great but could be worse.
What

Every pics of CDC's where you show up you always got someone in your arms (may it be a woman or United Kingdom Bulld0g)
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You are too modest!
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I lol'd at this poll.

Sol, I love you forever now xD.
mid+ im not skilled ingame but
even more in RL ;)
I do okay, if I do :P
Not great but could be worse.
I wonder what humm3l voted
hrhrhr, he's still looking for the "I want to become an ice creambutton"
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i am doing ok i guess, had some fun when i was younger and are currently in a long team relationship.
I'll die a virgin:

Last time dating with a girl was 6years ago.....

let's blame internet for that :<
so u were 13yrs old? ;o

kinky
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Had 4 gf @grade school, 1 @junior high school.. </3

after that only me and my hand<3
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are we talking quality or quantity here?

i.e do fat birds count?
guess those would fit best under "not great but could be worse"
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u can only have sex with a fat bird if ur peniz iz 8+inches,
cause there is easily 4inches of jelly to bypass before u touch the pink
(only speaking from 3rd hand experience ofc..)
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mid+ all my gf's have been pretty good looking, but kind of a pain tho since im a jealous person sometimes you want to fancy the ugly bird no one else wants but you :>

Sol ya go wrecking it in da playhouse with ur med+ skills?! hah
im mid +
playah from the hood here =o
thanks for the nice biki!
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Seems like this community is full of playa's
you gonna pay 20c to change your name back?
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Why? I changed it myself =D and if I'd ask them to change it back they will!
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it just seems like, the CDC3 was kinda Freakshow... but you know that ^^
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Not calling it a freakshow but with 27% being med+ I'd at least expect most of them to pick up a bird at cdc 0o!
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GG YESTERDAY \o/
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its cuz they all speak some retarded language that you cant understand while being at club where the noise level is high!!112
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Any dutch girl knows english and it's only an advantage being a foreigner (plus not having to listen to the girl talk is a plus too in most cases).
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I am the King of hellfire! <3 Girls

btw. I WANT POLYGAMY! PLS AT LEAST 2!
Highskilled ofc ... women want dicks same as men tits ;) np
I'll die a virgin.
Damn its going really good! Maybe cause its summer.dunno.... ;>
yea sure good is getting dumped by your boyfriend :DDD

you need someone more strong, someone who will setisfy your needs
someone like hmmm me :D

you need me and you know it >:D
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You need to get out more!
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hehehehehehehe :~>
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i do okay i guess
Spain Winghaven ive heard
being virgin is cool nowadays
and being nerd?
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since the 80's duh
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weren't u more like a nerd than me, so u should know it :D ?
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lies mr nerd, all lies.
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retarded poll rly
WE NEED LIE DETECTION SOFTWARE!111
it'd be funny if you used it ":D"
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Rumours emerge that staying a virgin past the age of 30 will get you superpowers.
Not great but could be worse
I'll gladly die a virgin LOL.
Not if I find you at CDC sexy boy!
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If you go to cdc you will eventually end up in some weird club and I dunno what you do in clubs but most pick up girls there!
In The Netherlands we call it "Scharrelen" thats what I do. Its like having 1 girl, going to bed and stuff but no relationship, means that I can go out and have sex with any other.
knullkompis aka fuck friend
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yeah but KK -> FF looks more awesomeoreo
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Not very good but getting better. Yesterday evening went awesome-O.
med+ (not xfire med+ :X)
I put Casanova to shame

Because all the computers falls to my feets
I conquer every heart of every pc, linux, mac machine, etc.
massive crit
I hate virgin media!
After I posted my pimp journal, I started reading a lot into how to generate attraction with a woman you've just met. Last tuesday I went out with a few friends, ones I met through gaming : ), and I tried out some of the things I learnt. Once I got up the courage, read: after I downed a few drinks, I managed to get two rather long french kisses within 5 minutes of each other.

The first one started on the smoking balcony. I could see the girls staring at me from my peripheral so I turned and said Hi, she gave the kind of look you would give to someone who just smeared shit all over his face, so I turned away. A few seconds later I saw her looking at me again, so I turned and said Hi all over again, with the exact same friendly tone, this time she replied, she asked me for a cigarette. This is a test, if I had said yes at this point I have no doubt she would have turned away and never talked to me again. Instead, I ask her "Why don't you have your own?".

"I'm quitting"
"oh, how long have you been quit for?"
"2 weeks"
"well, that's a long time, I definitly can't give you a cigarette now"
"Oh, just give me one draw"

At this point I motion to put the cigarette into her mouth, but as she reaches to take a puff I pull it away, telling her it would be wrong to ruin such a long quit.

"You're an asshole"
"I know"

At that point I looked away from her, as if I've been disracted because she's boring me. I turn back around and she's still staring at me. She leans in and we kiss for a very short amount of time. As she pulls away she gives a look as if she can't believe what she's just done. I pull away and look around as if nothing had happened, in a way that suggests I'm completley ready to walk away. I turn around again and the same things happens, We kiss. Except this time it's a lot more passionate, she grabs my hand and pushes it towards her breasts.

At this point I'm bored, kissing isn't all it's cracked up to be when it's someone you dn't have much of a connection with. I tell her that I have to go join my friends, put out my cigarette, and walk away.

As I come back into the club I have a massive smile across my face, it works! I rejoin my friend and tell him. I'm not 100% sure that he believes me at this point so I endeavour to repeat the process. We move to the dance floor.

As I'm dancing a girl bumps into me and spills my drink a little. I look at her and smile, put my hand out and twirl her. She finishes her twirl and then holds her hand out, to twirl me, I oblige. We begin to dance around, looking into each others eyes, when suddenly the song changes, it's a slow song. I grab her into a slow dance position and begin, we're holding each other close for a while and she's resting her head on my shoulder. I lean down, she was quite short, and tell her that I'm trying really hard not to kiss her right now, she looks up at me and says something, I'm not quite sure what. We kiss. She grabs my ass. I grab hers.

At this point the club was starting to empty so I tell her that I have to go re-join my friends and that she should do the same. On the way to buy food my friend congratulate me and begins to joke about a brunette in front of us, she looks back, he begins to talk about how it would be so much easier if we could just rape anyone we wanted. You can't win them all.

Anyway, attracting women definitly isn't as hard as people tell you it is, and it doesn't matter at all how you look.
Hi my favourite sock, I would recommend it warmly to you to write your text in or as a column :(
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don't smile at me, I'm horny atm!
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I'm writing a column : P.
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have phun, I'm off for now. will read it tomorrow
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Have fun reading.
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Smoking is bad for you...


...unless apparently, you get some action.


Thumbs up, but still...smoking is baaad!
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It's a great way to open, but yeah, it's incredibly bad for you. It's also expensive. I need to sit down one day and really investigate my addiction, completely convince myself that smoking is not what I want to do. Quitting when you're not ready is one of the hardest things a person can go through, but getting ready can be just as hard.
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You sir,are a genius.
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1 chick every month... its more than average on this community..
I put Freddy Krueger to shame
I'm _shy, but nevertheless found the right one. :)
yesterday was fun, one asian milf (real milf!) and a russian that tried to eat me instead of making out
Sounds like fun. Ireland is full of foreignors too - there seem to be more of them than Irish people. I got wasted and somehow got invited to a barbecue by a bunch of Brazilian girls. Problem is I don't remember any of their names or what any of them look like (they may even have had penises). One of them texted me a while ago giving me the address and the time it starts at. I'm having horrid thoughts of my drink being spiked and waking up without a kidney. Should I go?!
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Sounds scary, they are able to do anything when in a group. Like the asian milf she had her friends all around and there I was trying to leave as soon as she told me she had two kids.
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You should have gone all the way. Asian women have sideways pussies. True story. Where do you live in Sweden by the way?
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Linköping, two hours south west of Stockholm. Summer in Karlshamn, south eastern part of Sweden, by the coast.
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I've been to both! I've got family in Stockholm, Kalix & Växjö. I'm not sure why but I always suspected you were from Stockholm.
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I'll die a virgin! :XD
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