You Got Game?
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1 Aug 2008, 11:13
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How do you rate at hooking up or flirting with the opposite sex? (or whichever way you swing) What's your track-record like?
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14.4 %
(168 votes)
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12.9 %
(151 votes)
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21.7 %
(253 votes)
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26.4 %
(308 votes)
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12.8 %
(150 votes)
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11.8 %
(138 votes)
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Could always go for that.
thankfully it's just vita!
And now implement some ignore-function :<
Toyota, why dont you tell us your secret with the fat and hot girl :DDD
remove my warning points plz :(
What about gay people?
Guess we're not PC enough for you guys.
Definitely need that.
The Casanova option is a more refined version of your suggestion!
1st he was showing his 'muscled arms' LOOOOLLL ya wauw you amaze me with them.. I hope for him he wasn't trying to show off with that..
2nd he was wearing flip flops with white socks lol :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
gg wp bb the guy should surely vote:
I voted "Not great but could be worse" .
What the fuck is the difference? As a 20 year old myself, at least tell me you're 29 so I can't keep some dignity in tact.
nobody will ever penetrate me anuz!
That prompted me to vote "I do okay". :(
EDIT: Why there is no "I am gay" -option. Or is the blank for that?
Every pics of CDC's where you show up you always got someone in your arms (may it be a woman or Bulld0g)
Sol, I love you forever now xD.
even more in RL ;)
Last time dating with a girl was 6years ago.....
let's blame internet for that :<
kinky
after that only me and my hand<3
i.e do fat birds count?
cause there is easily 4inches of jelly to bypass before u touch the pink
(only speaking from 3rd hand experience ofc..)
Sol ya go wrecking it in da playhouse with ur med+ skills?! hah
playah from the hood here =o
btw. I WANT POLYGAMY! PLS AT LEAST 2!
you need someone more strong, someone who will setisfy your needs
someone like hmmm me :D
you need me and you know it >:D
read kaiz's textbox
Because all the computers falls to my feets
I conquer every heart of every pc, linux, mac machine, etc.
The first one started on the smoking balcony. I could see the girls staring at me from my peripheral so I turned and said Hi, she gave the kind of look you would give to someone who just smeared shit all over his face, so I turned away. A few seconds later I saw her looking at me again, so I turned and said Hi all over again, with the exact same friendly tone, this time she replied, she asked me for a cigarette. This is a test, if I had said yes at this point I have no doubt she would have turned away and never talked to me again. Instead, I ask her "Why don't you have your own?".
"I'm quitting"
"oh, how long have you been quit for?"
"2 weeks"
"well, that's a long time, I definitly can't give you a cigarette now"
"Oh, just give me one draw"
At this point I motion to put the cigarette into her mouth, but as she reaches to take a puff I pull it away, telling her it would be wrong to ruin such a long quit.
"You're an asshole"
"I know"
At that point I looked away from her, as if I've been disracted because she's boring me. I turn back around and she's still staring at me. She leans in and we kiss for a very short amount of time. As she pulls away she gives a look as if she can't believe what she's just done. I pull away and look around as if nothing had happened, in a way that suggests I'm completley ready to walk away. I turn around again and the same things happens, We kiss. Except this time it's a lot more passionate, she grabs my hand and pushes it towards her breasts.
At this point I'm bored, kissing isn't all it's cracked up to be when it's someone you dn't have much of a connection with. I tell her that I have to go join my friends, put out my cigarette, and walk away.
As I come back into the club I have a massive smile across my face, it works! I rejoin my friend and tell him. I'm not 100% sure that he believes me at this point so I endeavour to repeat the process. We move to the dance floor.
As I'm dancing a girl bumps into me and spills my drink a little. I look at her and smile, put my hand out and twirl her. She finishes her twirl and then holds her hand out, to twirl me, I oblige. We begin to dance around, looking into each others eyes, when suddenly the song changes, it's a slow song. I grab her into a slow dance position and begin, we're holding each other close for a while and she's resting her head on my shoulder. I lean down, she was quite short, and tell her that I'm trying really hard not to kiss her right now, she looks up at me and says something, I'm not quite sure what. We kiss. She grabs my ass. I grab hers.
At this point the club was starting to empty so I tell her that I have to go re-join my friends and that she should do the same. On the way to buy food my friend congratulate me and begins to joke about a brunette in front of us, she looks back, he begins to talk about how it would be so much easier if we could just rape anyone we wanted. You can't win them all.
Anyway, attracting women definitly isn't as hard as people tell you it is, and it doesn't matter at all how you look.
...unless apparently, you get some action.
Thumbs up, but still...smoking is baaad!